Celeste Sipes

Me: no, you can't put that on me, you made your own choice.

BF: oh please 🙄, you know there is no free will; they totally disproved that

05.03.2025 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think this is a compliment?
He says to me, "You're very lovable you know that? You're not very loving, but very lovable"

08.02.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I like having a mustache because it's galvinizing. You know who your friends are right away... You ride the razors edge"

06.02.2025 03:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I have nothing in common with holly hunter except for the fact we're both better looking than average”

04.02.2025 05:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My BF finally got to the bottom of why the cat has been less cuddly towards him lately (or “resentful”): “it’s because I hurt my hip and she is worried I’ll lose my alpha status and so is aligning herself with you instead”
🤨 you’re the alpha?
“I don’t think that shhheee thinks that!!”

31.01.2025 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“hey, I don't kill bugs, ok? I've been emancipated. I have been released from bonds of manhood”

26.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

26.01.2025 14:06 — 👍 52138    🔁 9653    💬 788    📌 582

You want to be a stoic but your back hurts

25.01.2025 17:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0