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You can’t tell me that the “Surrogate Juror” Killer wasn’t inspired by “The Rural Juror” @stephenking.bsky.social

Jesus Christ @bsky.app how do I get this app to stop showing me gay male thirst traps?? It’s just not my thing! I keep selecting “show less” and it’s still happening. Thanks in advance 🩷

Close ups on meat in commercials should have a trigger warning

Not the @nytimes.com article on ADHD making me cry because it’s been over a year since I’ve been consistently able to get my medication 😭

I’ve never felt stupider than going into duck donuts and not getting the concept at all - they make it for you in front of you but it’s NOT like chipotle and you have to decide at the register

I did go to target & do an everything-laundry-day (all sheets, all towels, all kitchen towels, all clothes) so that was quite the W for a Saturday usually I wait until the last possible moment on Sunday!! Apparently took everything out of me.

I was supposed to go to my storage unit yesterday instead I fell asleep at 6pm and napped until 9pm and then went back to sleep at 11 and slept until almost 9am 😴

No I don’t need a bag I’m just going to awkwardly carry all these bottles of soap because I forgot my reusable bag

I love that they really just power through

The Grammy Premiere ceremony is just wondering if they’re going to come up and accept the award or if the presenter will accept for them

Why the LIE???

Will I regret going to a 7pm movie in this snow???? More at 11.

The people behind me at this restaurant are talking about how much they love catalogues of DVDs and books on tape

RIP IN PEACE TWITTER