the plural of realia is realia

This is what John Lennon had to be talked out of when they made the album sleeve for Sgt. Pepper.

(actual conversation, but slightly abridged)

Me: "There is that thing about asexuals preferring cake or garlic bread to sex."
My friend with a feeder fetish: "Wait...what?"

I'm so sorry to remind you.

My ex thought it was a good story... emphasis ex.

I wish I could.

How are you going to handle the Elbonians?

HOOOOOO boy.

Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"

Lyons: "Yes ma'am."

McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"

"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"

hi, church boy here. this isn't funny, Christians only do this when they're in extreme distress

making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game
Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game
Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game
Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game
Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game
Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game
Don't make "Neopets but they fuck" game

I keep saying the 50's they dream of is the 1850's

Wait until people find out about his fiction that ISN'T the Harry Potter fic that makes you insane.

Programming my LLM to be a 7000 year old little girl...but she's just a vtuber riffing off the 2000 year old man sketch.

As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...

When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

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Over on Twitter/X, you can read about how awesome AI
"agents" are, they can run our whole lives! Over here, I just read about an AI company CEO who set up an "agent" to clean up his wife's computer. It immediately, permanently, erased 20 years of her personal photos. Whoopsie. She had no backup.

We should consider not letting Stanford do experiments

Me: I should sleep.
My brain: "What if you're not actually asexual and just fetishize not having sex?"
Me: Brain, what the hell? What are you talking about?

Most people today are extremely unaware of the sheer amount of freedoms the last 80 years have taken from us. We live in the most restrictive age in human history by a significant margin

"The guy who wants VC funding to clone dinosaurs is in the Epstein files" is basically the least surprising possible revelation.

I learned to type on an Apple II, that's almost the same. :p

Age verification?

My Google account is old enough to drink.

Age verification?

I had to use a physical card catalog in elementary school.

Bro was happy to do armed takeovers when, post Ruby Ridge/Waco, he could be reasonably sure the government cared enough about optics to avoid escalation/matching his energy.

But with ICE shooting ppl in the street w/impunity? Fancy that, there he sits in his compound with his thumb up his ass.

The only person still shook up is Candace Owens...and she's talking about how he was psychic.

I was like 5, they tried, but it was too many moving parts to understand at that age.

I once asked my parents "what's Iran-Contra?"

I think they would have preferred I asked about gay.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

More accountability than anyone in Washington or in the news media

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