It's all too Realia

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

I once had to explain how to do a Boolean search to someone only a few years younger than me. She has a podcast, went to good schools...and I, the community college dropout, continuation school queer weirdo, had to explain this.

Schools ain't teaching shit anymore.

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“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”

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If you're gonna eat that, at least put some Spätzle on the plate to balance it out... otherwise it'll look the same coming out.

Just wait until you find out about hexcorp discourse...

Wait, you mean the aerial ones. Carry on.

Too cruel.

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Bluesky screenshot of the reply screen to the post I'm replying to, asking if I'm replying in French.

The "are you writing in French" pop-up is kinda funny here.

At any moment the ground will tremble violently, and no one will show fear here.

Grimace could have kept that to himself.

Ned Flanders finding the silver lining in a porn flick.

Cookie Monster eating cookies and talking about cum.

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I'm in Southern California, it's only metal when we get El Niño weather.

The Santa Ana winds sucking all the moisture out of the air are kinda metal though.

Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea

My grandma loved Conway Twitty...

Which is weird since she grew up in Boston and lived in East LA most of her life.

I mean, it's a cop drama horror show based around Bill Cooper conspiracy theories, so I'm gonna have my doubts...though I admit I haven't watched it since I was 2004 or so, so that's a hypothesis not a verdict.

Northernlion is just bald and Canadian...people will just say things I guess...

These guys just read whatever they want into whatever they read.

Also it tastes like cough medicine.

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There's a lot going on on this can...probably too much.

Why do all their drinks have skulls on them now?

Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with the ravens Huginn and Muninn flying over head, and Thor's hammer under the logo.

Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a longboat and a sexy viking lady with an axe next to a wolf.

Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a blonde bearded viking dude with a sword and shield standing next to a bunch of skulls.

Is this the other white monster?

Also Viking Berry sounds like a euphemism for castrating a monk in a raid.

A color portrait of Yoko Ono, the Fluxus artist known for her legendary avant-garde works, such as “Cut Piece.” She’s dressed in black, her hair is cropped short, and she wears a pair of sunglasses. The instructions for her performance piece “Blood Piece” are as follows: (1) Use your blood to paint; (2) Keep painting until you faint; (3) Keep painting until you die.

ONO_YOK1.BMF

good afternoon

Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.

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