Daniel Brewer

Perhaps Chuck Schumer could write an eight page letter explaining it.

The rig is stored at Camp Mars, so when I go camping they put it in a spot for me and then put it back in storage when I leave. So I haven't needed to tow anything for over 2 years. I think if I were to go camping out of state, I would just rent a cabin.

Florida sun repellent.

Yup. No more "Docking the Titanic" parking maneuvers for me

Say hello to EVE. My new Equinox EV.

Don't exaggerate, it is 11:45 of silence nowhere near 12 minutes.

I did not hear this on The Geeky Gay today.

I see you USA Today ... heat STROKE.

House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’ WASHINGTON—Seeking to mollify a segment of their base clamoring for inquiries into the president’s misconduct, House Democrats announced Tuesday that they would be holding the administration accountable by voting on an agricultural bill in which the first letter of every line spells out “Impeach Trump.” “We believe this is a fair compromise that falls short of the full impeachment inquiry some have asked for, but still shows voters who have the correct decoder that Democrats aren’t taking this president’s crimes lying down,” said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, telling reporters that the bill had been brought to the floor despite objections from Democrats in battleground districts who generally favored a more complex alphabetic cipher that would eventually spell out “Impeach Trump if polling improves,” or, “Impeach Trump at the ballot box.” “When our children look back on this period of history, they will know that the Democratic party served as a check on this corrupt administration by putting forward a bold and straightforward word puzzle proclaiming that this is not who we are as Americans.” At press time, an elated Hoyer confirmed that the House had secured the bill’s passage after tacking on an additional $2.5 million in funding for the president’s border wall.

From The Archives: House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’

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He has clearly not missed many meals.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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I know of a Paladin that would like the Mantle of the Glimmering Current (which I sent as a dm in Discord). Essentially a portable spotlight.

Yes, but you have allowed him to associate pestering you with getting a reward. You need to break that association.

Hard rule: I don't get up to feed them until the alarm goes off. Even if they start harassing me before then, I tough it out and do not get up until to feed them until the alarm goes off. After a few weeks of this, they stopped pestering me before the alarm.

Magnum Cart.

The singular of Magna Carta.

Happy birthday @wdwaristocrafts.dissky.com

Isn't the Starbucks Motto: "Burnt coffee and ugly mugs"?

Name a single ride that OLP developed that has been cloned into a different Disney park.

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I am filling in for @adamburnsuk.bsky.social this week on "The Geeky Gay" and unfortunately I didn't post the correct show for today. So if you are hearing a repeat of Tuesday's show, delete it and refresh your feed in order to get the correct one. geekygay.com

Tell me you were born between 63 & 67 without telling me that you were born between 63 & 67. 😆

I honestly think that a new FL theme park opening helps ALL theme parks in the area and I expect that Epic Universe will be a great theme park. But, can we stop it with the raving about the portal concept? It is just a classic hub & spoke design with prettier walkway signs.

YouTube video by BlameSociety Chocolate Rain by Chad Vader

What about Chad Vader's much better line: "I move my frontal breathing vent away from the mic to respirate"?
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I'm guessing my invite was lost in the mail?

Both J.D. Vance and Elon Musk are 6'2". Trump claims to be 6'3" even though his arrest records measured him at 5'10".

... and watching birds.

It is much better than the first draft which really leaned into the "Floridian" part.

Play Strands, our newest word-search game with a twist. Find hidden words and uncover the day’s theme.

Going to assume that @bigfattyonline.bsky.social enjoyed the Strands puzzle this morning. www.nytimes.com/games/strands

Shhh! (feel better?)

Alberta?

Although my partner @wdwaristocrafts.dissky.com went for the 19.3 mile challenge this race weekend, I only participated in the 10 miler. Definitely one of my favorite runs at Walt Disney World.