Criminals love putting down concrete slabs to cover up their crimes.
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So I should never eat an apple again, and it will increase my chance of salvation?
16.02.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elon Musk is the unseasoned white rice of spicy food.
16.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't know... if I were to come to your house to cuddle your dog, you might feel an urge to scream about "what are you doing in my house?", "who are you?", And "why did you crochet them a crown?"
Might not be very relaxing for all involved.
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How will I get through the late stage destruction of the united states of America?
More nerdy shirts!
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Hi. I’m 48. Oregonian. Queer. He/Him or They/Them. Theatre Actor. Teacher. ADHD / Anxiety Disorder (and more). Married. Father of 3 / StepFather to 3 more. Nerd/Geek. Liberal.
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I do standup and also write all manner of things. At the moment I'm very much doing this: @murderbastard.bsky.social
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Hello! I'm Lucy, I'm a historian, I write books like biographies of Agatha Christie and present a VERY GOOD @BBCSounds podcast called #LadyKillers. For ages I was Chief Curator of Historic Royal Palaces, now an Ambassador for the charity.
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Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester and Royal Society Professor for Public Engagement in Science
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I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
