Ben

DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

imagine being this big of a fuckin loser

the Zohran meeting seems to be more of a "Grandpa had one of his rare 'good' days" than coherent decision making

like a nickname for incontinence

evergreen

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Doctor: sorry about the outburst there, force of habit. No it is just your neck and your back that I'm seeing fractures in.

David Brooks is the Jordan Peterson of third white guy who gets somehow both more boring AND more twisted the further you look into him

"Quiet piggy" makes sense when told through this lens

"I don't think this guy is a jihadist, he doesn't remind me of the other jihadists I know"

To be fair: didn't Trump meet with a former Al-Qaeda leader? He's surprisingly well-versed in what a potential jihadist looks like

This has to be such an embarrassment for ABC who he's already re-suing.

Trump sucks but he tolerates sycophants he likes winners and he hates losers. If he breaks you down or beats you you are a defacto loser, the math isn't complicated.

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

While Lexus owners are not common in my friend group, out of respect to them I wait to put up my Honda Days decorations until at least the first day of the December to Remember sales event.

Huge disagreement in my house rn about whether Jonathan Bailey singing full voice and cross eyed 2 inches from your face is sexy

National Brand must be doing well, they better watch out or they might get shaken down for 10% of their shares!

This is like someone asking you or me for twenty bucks and they’re going to act like it is Armageddon

It's gonna be hard to explain to future generations that "brain worms" was already a phrase BEFORE RFK Jr

Brain worm won this one.

I'm more bothered by the sequel introducing a snake in the mammal copaganda movie than I expected.

I'd make a jerk off motion at you but then you'd have to tell your son

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian

"Has Derek Guy seen this yet?!"
- someone freaking out in the situation room

Scifi Liam Neeson

Someone described Steven King's writing style (especially as Richard Bachman) as "every character is not good/bad but grimey. like a layer of filth surrounds them and mingles with the other characters' filth"

When people say the new running man is faithful to the book... like how faithful? How often does the main character say the N word?

Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since