Len Smith

This is why AI slop hit them like crack

dude's stuck on brainstorming a GENRE

fucking hell

dude gives a 90 minute speech that's just two, maybe three run-on sentences.

This is still happening in Messages even after I upgraded iOS.

The scary thing is that I can apparently touch-thumb-type.

dude's blog where he asks "Is it alive?" and responds "I don't even know anymore"

dude's brain is cooked

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.

Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

www.404media.co/government-l...

Moderation in all things. Moderationmaxxing.

We shouldn't investigate John Wayne Gacy because of all the joy Pogo The Clown brings to birthday parties.

screenshot of realfood.gov with "guidelines" that look exactly like cards from Cards Against Humanity

Wait. Why are they ripping off Cards Against Humanity?

I mean, I suppose most RFK Jr. quotes would make great CaH cards...

oh jeez we should get him out of the ground right away

Swarm of Righteous Teens Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7 Damage Resistances poison, psychic Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated Senses passive Perception 17 Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn. Actions Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

i decided they needed a statblock

Democracy dies in oligarchness

ios keyboard with no text on the keys

i swear i have a new iOS bug every week

so cool it's probably Tulsi telling Russia shit our own congress isn't allowed to know

An Aarakocra in a purple tie.

My ADHD brain stopped caring about drawing for a few months and decided I needed to catch up on a few thousand issues of DC Comics history.

But now I'm back on it and drew Milton, the obnoxious business Aarakocra NPC from my D&D Wednesday game.

i have this “unique biomarker optimization goal” of not breathing dirty air.

i saw one that was:

"Just got my Winix air purifier, Claude code discovered and confirmed controls working within minutes. Now handing off to my moltbot so it can handle controlling my room's air quality according to my biomarker optimization goals."

they’re only mad that she’s bad at lying

macOS Nuremberg

i swear i've noticed this too. although i find google quality is tanking at an even faster velocity.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

"commander at small" at best

macOS Nuremberg

I played paintball one time and received better training

I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage

“they couldn’t even finish their (surely) spit-infused meal”