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Alana Wolfgang-Duran πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@ceraphimfalls.bsky.social

Aspirational cookbook wrangler. Beleagured cinephile. Chunky board game and book hoarder. Dedicated and medicated. Educational consultant. Frankly just jazzed to be here!

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Alt txt in the genocide

Image description #1:

The warm hand of the father
The warm hand of the daughter
Together clasp the cold son.
Image description #2:
Please
Don't make me write another
I beg you
How many hauntings
Must we bear

Omar Sakr

Alt txt in the genocide Image description #1: The warm hand of the father The warm hand of the daughter Together clasp the cold son. Image description #2: Please Don't make me write another I beg you How many hauntings Must we bear Omar Sakr

15.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Played #Koi on 2026-02-14 with 2 players, winning score: 92 #bgstats #boardgames

More brain burn than expected. This is the epitome of how "going noodling" sounds like a whimsical activity, but it's just you sticking your limbs into random holes in a river bed and hoping only a catfish bites you.

15.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is standing in front of a building ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is standing in front of a building

I swear every time we've had an earthquake in the last five years, it happens immediately after I take my pants off. Sorry for party rocking too hard, #SLC #Utah.

14.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!

There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!

Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

09.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3232    πŸ” 3050    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 333

I'm so sorry! At the minimum, I hope they can help with the pain, or at least get you some viscous lidocaine for temporary relief. Fingers crossed they find something fixable and don't say "I'll have to do a lit review and get back to you". πŸ˜…

09.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it goes well and is something easy to fix! I went almost 5 months without a voice, and getting the right kind of antibiotics and ONE meeting with a speech language pathologist, and it was like nothing happened.

09.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have reached the age where I now must care about the tread on my shoes. I am genuinely so sad. My 5yo flip flops have been champions, but I stepped on a painted line in the parking lot, slipped, and fell out of my shoes.

I never want road burn on the tips of my toes ever again. #embarrassed #RIP

09.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜I don’t have to create his legacy, I just have to protect it’: Chadwick Boseman’s widow Simone on grieving a global star – and guarding his secrets Black Panther made him a megastar, but in private the actor and his wife Simone Ledward Boseman were dealing with his terminal cancer diagnosis. In a rare interview, she talks about the shock of losing him, and how a revival of one of his plays has helped her heal

β€˜I don’t have to create his legacy, I just have to protect it’: Chadwick Boseman’s widow Simone on grieving a global star – and guarding his secrets

08.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Played #CuriousCargo on 2026-02-07 with 2 players, winning score: 26, no stars #bgstats #boardgames

Ouch ouch ouch. A lot of brain burn in a little game. The pipes are also hard on my eyes, but that is definitely a me problem. This warrants another play to decide if it gets to stick around.

08.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Won #Pinched! on 2026-02-07 with 2 players, winning score: 24 #bgstats #boardgames

This feels like Cash n' Guns, but less mean and less triggering (in more ways than one). Great fun at 2, but will definitely sing at a higher player count.

07.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, Sunderland also wears red and black, so he's probably doing a polite prank.

07.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Boy already had a collar the right color; just had to make the right introduction to The #Arsenal! #coyg

07.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.

It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

05.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4605    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 37

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

03.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 26538    πŸ” 6096    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 44
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Played #Bandida on 2026-01-31 with 2 players #bgstats

We lost! Harder and scrappier than the first iteration, Bandido. But still fun! Next time, we will see if we can get the lovers Bandido and Bandida back together so they can kiss underground and so on.

31.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played #Greed on 2026-01-31 with 2 players, winning score: 150,000 #bgstats

I keep losing by, like, a lot A LOT but I keep on loving this game regardless!

Seance is OP AF. Just sayin'.

31.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played #MountainGoats on 2026-01-31 with 2 players, winning score: 155 #bgstats

We are split on if this would be made better with a chess timer at play, but loved it all the same. It really made me feel like I was a little kid again, watching mountain goats from the ski bus lot with my dad.

31.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A flyer offering in-home veterinary services for those unable to leave their home due to ICE

A flyer offering in-home veterinary services for those unable to leave their home due to ICE

Please share widely

31.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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Love Letters - Stone Soup Sarah Gailey's newsletter about community. Lets read, eat, listen, watch, learn, and grow together.

And then there's LOVE LETTERS, the extremely sincere and heartfelt yearlong essay series I edited and published, about the things that keep us going even when the project of survival feels impossible. The best thing I have ever done, and maybe the best thing I will ever do.

30.01.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I am proud of you for always being a badass.

30.01.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played #Bandido on 2026-01-24 with 4 players #bgstats #boardgames

Bandido done bamboozled us. Fun though!

25.01.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played #Sequoia on 2026-01-24 with 4 players, winning score: 21 #bgstats #boardgames

A delightfully clever little dice roller that was a hit for everyone from ages 34 to 90! Especially if you only pay attention to 4 data points around one table in Tucson, Air-eh-zone-ya.

25.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was speedy, easy to explain, SO CUTE. We have played a handful of games tonight, and our 90-year-old gran and my partner's uber competitive dad both declared it their favorite, so it has quite a wide appeal.

25.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Won #3Wishes on 2026-01-24 with 4 players, winning score: 14 #bgstats #boardgames

Really helps to have a mind like a steel trap. Or a devil may care attitude. Luckily, I have neither and just ended the game out of panic.

25.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Won #Longboard on 2026-01-24 with 4 players, winning score: 37 #bgstats #boardgames

Even better with more people!

25.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played #Kariba on 2026-01-24 with 4 players, winning score: 19 #bgstats ##boardgames

So good!!! Why is this not more well known!?!?

25.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played #Spots on 2026-01-24 with 4 players, winning score: 6 #bgstats #boardgames

Continues to be a very cute, very silly dice chucker.

25.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adore adore adore this whole series! I hope you continue to enjoy them!

19.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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