chryssie 💐

Have you tried the Otway Pasta one?

Not to ruin anyone’s day but there’s a theory going around that the guy that paid off all the Toyworld lay-bys is actually a marketing ploy by Toyworld for PR coverage and it happens every year in different places but always Toyworld and I did some digging and 👀

I think about this all the time (mostly near Thanksgiving). And then so many of them are like “oh I love to have my Christmas decorations up for Thanksgiving”…why??? Aren’t they two different holidays???!

Black Friday sales have been going on for so long now I don’t think I can accept paying a normal price for something ever again

It’s one of my faves. Up there with Bluey. So cute.

Then, one of the major factors that made me choose my kids’ school is that it had the biggest, most beautiful library (a rarity in government schools these days). I wanted them to love that library and those books just like I did.

My mum was a teacher at my primary school and after school when all the kids went home and I had to wait for her to finish work I would spend hours in the school library, by myself, just me and the books. I read every book in that library. It’s like an old friend.

Maybe it’s just me but it seems like Christmas is starting so much earlier this year and I think it’s because people just need some gosh darn joy in their lives right now

I think you invited me

#2 Spirited (2022)

A list of every Christmas movie I’ve watched this merry season:

#1 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

The more AI/AR gets shoved in my face the more I want to go into the forests and touch trees

Husband just said “have a nurey” for “nurofen” and really are we doing this

Why is it the person who wants to have a lovely weekend away that has to pay more taxes to do so and not the person who owns the lovely weekend away place (as well as multiple other properties, probably)

Thin and small fairy lights

Large round globe fairy lights

Once again it is Christmas and once again I am telling everyone that the way to make your Christmas tree look the best is by using TWO different sizes of globes

You want the teeny ones and the fat round ones

Trust me

The only exercise I want to be doing is the slowest and most gentle form of yoga where I almost fall asleep

But can still say I got out of the house and went to the gym

Literally one week a month of my membership is a complete write off

Yes I will be strapping ice packs across my entire body for the foreseeable future

Pro tip from someone who is chronically ✨ anxious ✨

Putting an ice pack on your wrists, on your neck or over your heart is a quick way to calm nerves

1) Show me a teenager who’s been banned from something and not wanted to do that thing with extra fervour

2) What happens when a teenager turns 16 and suddenly the internet opens up to them?

More controls, education and guidance as they move towards a system that is inevitable is the only way

psa the rm williams room spray is finally back and my house has never smelt more incredible

😍

ok but wait are we actually doing this