Song That Ends The Earth

Or more likely- their cognitive dissonance is so incredibly honed that they will deny it and still think they are the only real Christians- while Trump (or maybe it's Vance or Theil I don't know), literally grows horns and starts singing the song that ends the earth.

Oh hey that's my name, neat!

Be careful what you wish for, if the rapture is really coming, it might be time to convert.

The really nice centrist Methodist fella you know who that volunteers in the soup kitchen, he's sorted.

We will be hunted as food by mobs with MTG haircuts who've finally accepted they are Satanists.

Well according to the made up lore from fictional books in the 90s with no basis in the Bible (also fiction), the rapture can only happen if the antichrist has already taken power, and the people who follow him are not getting away. The nice Christians go, and we will get stuck here with maga 😭

Map shows MASSIVE spike in Grindr users at Charlie Kirk memorial.

The #Charlie #Kirk memorial was very very straight. So straight. Completey heterosexual. Cis even (but don't you dare say it)!

The same thing happened at the last RNC.

But that's none of my business.

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a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck with the words adult swim on the bottom ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck with the words adult swim on the bottom

You blew my mind @hankgreen.bsky.social and it's so obvious!! Thank you for always giving me something new to think about every day, but this one.. and it's so wild I've never thought of that 🤯

youtu.be/ElpRJQ2FZiM?...

Forget all of these ice moons, it couldn't work!! You absolutely just need the right land to water ratio, forget the gas giant to pull in asteroids, forget about goldilocks zones, forget tectonics forget magnetosphere!! Land water ratio!!!

Sorry off topic but oh my gosh!

Land! That's huge! Why don't we put that variable in the equations!!! Even with language and highly developed appendages, can't mix chemicals! Forget about electricity!!!

elmo from sesame street is wearing a knight 's armor and a cape . ALT: elmo from sesame street is wearing a knight 's armor and a cape .

NO SHE'S A BRAVE HERO

You miss every ball you don't swing at my friend.

YouTube video by Signified B Sides Have we learned anything from what happened to Bernie Sanders?

yeah fd signifier did a video today on that ethnic divide

it's not really an issue I feel like qualified to weigh in on with an opinion but I think @fdsignifier.bsky.social did a good job on it.

youtu.be/eb-twzyyusk?...

I just realized saying it's a good video is actually an opinion 😬

yeah that's me! they actually based Rocco on my life I don't know why they gave me an Australian accent though 🤔

I wish I had seen you on such a big fan.

when you say biblical grounds is it because when he beat his slave with a rod the slabe didn't get better after a week or two? if so that's pretty serious 😔

one thing we can say for sure she's a hero and brave

oh hey that was me yeah I figured you mighta needed a little pick me up. I'm sorry I didn't realize you were sober you know that's a tough journey and I wish you well.

also you say California sober so I'm assuming you mean you're on edibles and microdosing psilocybin and ketamine. i should try that

It is socialist comes in here and raises our taxes by 1% I will have no choice but to flee! Take my kids out of school quit my job I'll have to run away to Florida and I don't like mosquitoes or humidity.

What do you expect me to do pay 1% taxes? Why I aughta...

Yeah but have you seen the prices in Boca Raton???

And do you know how much it costs to get a Bloomberg terminal and get a dedicated server within a kilometer of the NYSE building?

Dang I replied to this person and then scroll down and all of of my favorite accounts are also replying to this person, this must be a cool person! hello Joe! I'm that crab who did the long joke about Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer he's not right away definitely not.

Hey what are you doing in here you I like you

72 to 75 million Americans of voting age with zero representation and all of the blame.

Now if we remove the positive socialism view:
Progressives (self identified) makeup 36% of the voting population.

The progressive caucus? 21% in the house and again 1% in the senate.

That's disenfranchisement

I did some math the other day in a Reddit post but basically 29% of Americans have a favorable view of socialism. The 3rd of America has 1.3% representation in the house of reps and one percent representative in the senate (Bernie Sanders).

Boomers, Millennial & Z all at 30-33%ish, Gen X at 19% 🤔

It's called the consulting political operative paradox.

It's also their main source of job security.

Yes definitely the actress. You have a good eye for that!

Man I went so fast I fell over a small bicycle instead of doing a triple strike 😞

Yes it's a very good example of

NOTICE ME SENPAI TRIPPPE TRIKE

Not only is it real it is true.

I have no idea how to change a log by bulb.

And it probably is because of my gender because I'm assuming it's a menstrual product?

Though I never had my wife ask me to go pick up "the long kind". Although she's probably just being thoughtful.

You know they said they weren't going to get tired of winning but we left and I think they are actually quite bored now and probably needs a distraction from their their stock portfolios.

I sure do.

And they want someone to bite on their bait here they're going to need waaaaaay better agitprop.

I don't see any red flags at all in your profile picture.

But I am also so terminally online I can tell contextually between a leftist and reactionary Pepe.

If you weren't there you probably started on Facebook. Completely different entry points. I don't think my MySpace had my face on it

They think we're using cartoons because we're Nazis but it's because we don't want to get black bagged by them.

But if it's a Roman bust / young anime girl? Caution

And I think I've been so careful that never shall the two meet.

Although admittedly I did not use a throwaway email on Twitter 15 years ago. And because you know everybody like Jon Stewart and Obama I mean come on. Look at the guy look at him go woo hope and change

Or just comes from the old internet like from something awful to weird Twitter during and really really feel weird saying silly things or political activism with their own faces.

I have a LinkedIn. I have a Facebook. my face there talks about things I hate. Here I joke about gandalf doing heroin

Have you heard about this folks these teenagers they want to go to Hollywood and have a comedy show and smoke pot.

Nobody wants to work anymore it's crazy and have I told you about my solar lately is taking 6 months for the shed more like cammunforna.

Honestly, fuck young people, I sure do *winks*