Cran Blueskynitz

I assume they have been kicked in the head by horses because they reply to my posts like you, someone who has been kicked in the head by a horse

Disgusting.

Oh my GOD.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

In any functioning media environment people would be playing that video in front of Trump and any member of his administration and asking them to explain each part of it in detail

Can women be as big of losers as men? An investigation

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Color photo of a shorthaired black cat standing on its hind legs to peer in the top of a paper bag set inside a garbage can.

Photo from my collection, the back reads “Christmas 1969. Snowball trying to see what Mom put in the garbage.”

if i were prince charles responsible for ensuring the integrity of the monarchy as an ongoing institution while facing renewed allegations that my brother raped a minor on epstein's island i'd probably just say a bunch of racist stuff about my daughter in law to blow off some steam

I don't think we should let fascists in the "opposing fascism" tent

Yet another entry into the genre of "Get a load of these assholes! They might be as bad as we are!"

if you make a joke on bluesky you die in real life

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

If there's anything that can be learned from the Labour Party in the UK, it's that 'centrists' are rarely content with being allies or peers. They will sink to any low of abuse, marginalisation and outright sabotage the moment they think they can take over the 'tent' at everyone else's expense.

The entire "free speech on campus" moral panic was manufactured to blackmail us into making space in intellectual life for bigots and charlatans who couldn't get there on their own merits. Its a DEI scheme for fascism. Congratulations to everyone who took it at face value.

mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent

if i was camping and somebody came into my tent and started telling me that trans people don't deserve rights I'd toss their ass out into a ditch. what's the matter with you

i'm so sick of hearing about this goddamn tent

Aaron RuparO @atrupar.com • 14m CNN: Do you really believe that the 7 million attendees who participated this weekend hate the United States of America? REP. LISA McCLAIN: Well, look at what they're standing for. They're standing for communism. They're standing for antisemitism.

Where might the world’s dumbest, nastiest reactionaries have got the idea that they can profit big time by calling everyone who dislikes them communist Jew-haters? Have there been any recent examples of highly unpleasant right wing swine scoring extraordinary successes against opponents in this way.

Haven @sadistichaven.bsky.social • 10h Frotting with your puppy sub, edging them until they can't take it. Tears stream down their face as they beg you for permission to cum. You finally allow them to and continue to frot against them. Holding them in place as they try to squirm away, overstimulating them further. Pink Lemonade has left Xhitter @rosalimonada.bsky.social Are you describing what Putin does to Drumpf?

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Two black and white cats wearing small bat wings sit side by side, both licking their noses with their tongues out as they look at the camera.

Two little devils have appeared!

She was right

vice president JD Vance was hit in the crotch with an artillery shell fired from a nearby battleship. he went cross-eyed and said “ohhhhhh” in a high pitched squeal and then he died several hours later

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