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@chefjosh.bsky.social

Celebrate your friends, wish harm upon your enemies

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I really need push alerts to my phone when this happens

23.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Kings fan votes yes

18.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll see, one day you'll all see

18.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*wearing my "Im not the asshole" tshirt*

18.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, knew it

17.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like a trap

17.02.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In many of my social circles, I am the Roast Beef. Circumstances, etc. And I am friends with a Ray or two, who suggest evenings out at establishments I am not allowed to look at as I drive past. So I understand RBs anxiety here and felt it acutely. Thank you for reestablishing their bond.

16.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"So that wasnt so great... but holy shit did Duvall crush that."

16.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure there's ever been an actor who's presence in a film reassured me more regarding the film's quality

16.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's see; Outrageous prices. Terrible economy affecting your base disproportionately. Uninspired recent booking. Dismal Royal Rumble. Openly associating with fascist regime.

Hard to see why tickets arent flying off shelves.

12.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simpsons S1-9 memes will always land with me.

11.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outstanding meme usage here

11.02.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought maybe the moon was making a surprise appearance

09.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you read Zmuda's book?

06.02.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank goodness

02.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mid ass chocolate with a terrible shell

01.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ive died

30.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did ICE recruit Megamind?!

29.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s natural to want Chipper to be a smart, sensitive person because he was such a fun baseball player, however: he is a high school-educated redneck named Larry Wayne Jones from a shit-kicking town in Florida. This is *exactly* who he was born to be.

27.01.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

25.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15089    πŸ” 4384    πŸ’¬ 480    πŸ“Œ 921
26.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only because you ill-read bumpkins didnt know what it meant

26.01.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used a word that got me compared to @nefarioussiren.bsky.social

Can't remember ever being so flattered.

26.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The urge to buy a case of Twix at Sam's Club and just hunker down through the storm

22.01.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Now make this debate a spectacle. Use every available delay tactic. No unanimous consent. Take the floor. Filibuster. Make the media cover it. Name names. Tell stories. There's ample material

20.01.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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