emily ní chonchúir

have a moist #valentinesday

14.02.2025 19:34 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

a brunch/wine mom with a circa-2017 snapchat filter and an rbg “dissent” collar on her pfp is attempting to lecture me that i don’t adequately comprehend the liberal platform and i just watched the last of my will to live gently leak out of my astral form as it swam away to join the choir invisible

03.02.2025 04:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry but the dog pulling superman home by his red cape across the snowy tundra just feels like the plot of a christmas budweiser commercial

19.12.2024 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

produce one piece of hard evidence that they’ve actually given a damn about any of it, ever

20.11.2024 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i just want someone to pin one conservative down and force them to describe what they think goes on in the women’s bathroom. just once

19.11.2024 20:54 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“this is the sort of toxic behavior I thought we left behind on Twitter…”
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King

19.11.2024 03:33 — 👍 4804    🔁 420    💬 38    📌 10

i’ve always wondered why they don’t do this

19.11.2024 05:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

impulsively threw my hair in space buns for the 1st time ever

19.11.2024 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bluesky seems okayish but the suggestions are wild, it’ll be an account called “space” that posts hubble images and then some dude named glenn kirschner with 30 yr federal prosecutor in the bio

18.11.2024 19:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0