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Tapirmon is my BUDDY that’s my goddamn PAL

Who’s next 🥰

Finally started Digimon Story: Time Stranger and you’re telling me there’s a Bearmon with a backward baseball cap that says “bears” on it and he has a signature move called “bear fist” this is wildly unsubtle

Gregory Alan Isakov’s If I Go, I’m Goin at the end of Hill House son or Sheryl Crow’s I Shall Believe at the end of Bly Manor daughter?

A beautiful black and silver pug in front of a less beautiful human man

This mug

With more and more bad shit coming out about David Harbour I don’t wanna see any of you 🚬s thinking with your dicks about it, it’s over

btw this movie? Not nearly as wild as it could have been tbh

A blonde Linda Cardellini from the tv series ER

Therapist: Blonda Cardellini isn’t real she can’t hurt you
ER:

I’ve never been particularly attracted to Dylan O’Brien but I’m watching Twinless and oh! I see.

A crudely drawn image of a guy in a chair facing his computer screen which says “2 retweets 3 likes” and he’s saying “oh wow! This doin numbers!!!”

A moustached and slightly bearded man in glasses taking a laying-down-on-his-bed selfie in a green and black flannel shirt and Japanese Breakfast tee

The Uniqlo flannel section hates to see me coming

How to buy shares in guillotine

The band MUNA are in the studio wrapping their 4th album! If you don’t know them get into them!

Can’t believe MUNA 4 is imminent maybe there is a future after all

Love to scroll the cute boys on here til I see one too many of the kinda body I wish I had and have to stop lol

Beautiful moustached daddy Nick Offerman in a blue polo and glasses surrounded by shelves of BluRays and DVDs

Imagine giving Nick Offerman head in the Criterion Closet 🥺

Watching Quarantine instead of Rec because my brain is too fried for subtitles tonight

Nice! Yeah these lead times are crazy I feel like I ordered the Clair Obscur one months ago and it ships in February 😩

I DID IT! I had no choice I see the word limited and I panic

Product page for the €167 limited edition deluxe 8LP box set of the legend of Zelda breath of the wild OST

Lois from family guy staring at a pill bottle from across the table

This shot from the most recent episode of Dragula is pure art

“But the Nazi tattoo guy is our best option” is such a wild indictment of your state wow

I don’t wanna let perfect be the enemy of good but I definitely think Nazi tattoo is the enemy of good

“Purity politics are killing the left” okay but buddy when “purity” means “no Nazi tattoos” I think that’s a fair line to draw ??

Honestly the whole Weyland Yutani thing is super toxic

What’s really pissing me off is apps like Slack who like half implement Liquid Glass on some UI elements and keep the rest the same as it always was

The Bluesky iOS icon which is a completely different shade of blue now for no reason whatsoever I’m so tired

Who the fuck is she

I don’t know exactly what height I am tbh it’s never mattered

It’s the lighting!