David Paxton

One should not mock- she oanly want's what is best for Brian!

"A guy I drusted foh yee-ehrs vonts me dedt"

"That's understandable. I've only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too"

"Wulstan J. Tempest, destroyer of Zeppelins"
You'd never go one down at dinner party smalltalk, ever!

Next week they have an expose on the Pope's choice of headgear, week after that it's the toilet habits of bears...

I always liked that Colonel Kano appeared to be the horrific love child of Billy Idol and Burt Lancaster!

They're not even deepfake- just simple moron level insulting object filters.

Stella Street 🫡 We shall not see its like again.

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape.
With me it's a full time job.
Now behave yourself."

Yes. He's a big fan of Charlie Chaplin...

It could be 1849- 19th century digital cameras only got colour CCDs in 1878.

Grumble never pivoted to Digital, sadly...

Fast forward to how astonishingly badly it ends...

Any kind, I think is the answer- sign here or make your mark.
I'd say the only demands are you have a high BMI and supply your own Pretend Operator Cap...

Book cover of Garth Ennis Presents: Battle Classics vol 1

Hooray! Now out of print and containing the complete HMS Nightshade.
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!

He really needs some low-strength pain killer, but He's Toughing It Out.

THAT MAN IS AN EXAPMLE TOO US ALL!!

"Bullshit! That's not what he said!"

We must not talk of the cornfield.

Tylenonce™

That's a very resigned expression... it's not his first rodeo.

Old skool Pharcyde fits quite well!

He's got a little trolley wheel on the end... it's the Passion Lite™

We've had such charges for years in the UK... it's mostly described now under the catch all of "soiling".

#SuperseabirdSunday? I've got super puffins in Crown Studio Gallery each and every day. As original paintings, prints, cards, mugs and other goodies. See also crownstudiogallery.myshopify.com

I've always been slightly tickled that the Souther economy was based on localised sales of discount lager

Yes- he's briefly on screen as pilot of the B-36 that drops a 50ft carpet slipper to deal with the monster.

They're actually only 1.5 different people- they branch only after the "Jimmy". That's a scientific fact.

There's something wonderfully civilised about the small kettle...

It breaks my heart to see our proud British Royal Family pandering to nonces that they're not even related to. #thiscuntrysfinished