David Paxton

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL GEOFFREY!! :cries:

"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of Stan Trek..."

Yes. Yes it is.

Very, and Very Very.

I'm sure words like "guzzled" and "whilst staff looked on" would be used too... still, it's good that 1970s Quaint Tabloid Vernacular is being preserved for the nation.

They probably had a small buffet, too...🤬

Bloody Johnny Foreigners- coming over here, expressing basic human joy and hilarity... :smackedarsegammonface:

Can't stand that beady eyed little puppet, smug smartarse manner and always whispering in ears...

Not that keen on Sooty, either.

...& the M.G.'s

In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.

Indentured Servitude.
They're probably focus-grouping a new glib and positive sounding term for it right fecking now 🤔

“She says The Jungle... it just came alive and malkied him.”

Happy to, if requested!!

I remember when woodcuts became passé as kids became able to manipulate moveable type with their thumbs...

Ah yes, ye goode days of yore when actual content was Content, and not simply the Shit Delivery Vector.

The world was a better place when discussions had room for medieval siege analogy, one kens...

They could at least have made the dressing look a bit more like Sooty to lessen the trauma...

The horrah... the horrah...

“Fartkontrol to Major Töm…”

Shout "FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!" as a retort to whatever he bellows... Old Skool and Classy!

It's ok... there's no chance that ICE will ever capture the Droids They're Looking for, and events will fall as they may after that.

You must wonder how such a simple premise can be so effective...

We can dig it.

I'm also intrigued that under his mask he's got a secondary Groucho Marx disguise.🥸

It certainly looks like he's Popped and Can't Stop...

"Arsetillery"

That is all, thank you for your attention in this matter.

Gerard Butler saves the White House in Olympus Has Fallen

Big Gerry fae Paisley now wonders why he ever feckin' bothered...

And It Never Did Us Any Harm!!

Did the Orange Nonce every have any other documented pals?

I now understand Stormtrooper lack of competence... they replaced motivated clones with ICE recruitment policies!