Knife Witch

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

My neighbor is having new siding put up on their garage, and the gentleman doing the work has apparently decided nail guns are for suckers - he's been out there hammering basically all day for the last 3 days.

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

Currently sitting in my seat to see my one of my favorite artists (Josh Ritter) perform for the first time in years! And I'm in Grand Rapids, MI, for the first time, and it's very cute!

I didn't either!! *adds to tbr*

he's an old man amy

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

i don't care if you're here legally and i do not care what you buy with SNAP. you could not pay me to care!!!

That era of TV show soundtracks was truly the golden one

I've had many friends--with no blood relation at all--refer to me as their child's "aunt". This is such a nothing!

Reminder that food banks have the ability to buy food in bulk and can make the most out of the economy of scale so cash (if you have it) is always preferred.

But also, they're not going to say no to your pantry items. 💚

"Your Halloween customer is 'sexy' + the last thing you googled."

Sexy free coloring pages

kash patel always looks like he doesn't want a close up magician to know how scared he's getting

Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]

Shielding Chart

xkcd.com/3158/

I can get a nice fish dinner at a restaurant here in suburban Indiana for roughly the same price. This isn't even that expensive. What a putz.

Look, it's actually very simple: the goal is to have zero Nazis or Nazi sympathizers in my government. No one should be expected to vote for a person who gets Nazi tattoos, or a person who doesn't see a problem with having gotten Nazi tattoos and thinks we're jerks for noticing. Thanks. #uspoli

Whereas I fully struggle to make them sound at all different

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

goo away, indeed

A TikTok comment by user bradcraz which reads, “I am not smart enough to have this many people dumber than me.“

My feelings as a human in 2025:

I don't blame you! It's not even like the words are close, or might make sense when interchanged!

Yes, this - I've never heard it used to describe a scarf, unless it owned by said grandmotherly person

I did the responsible thing for lunch and forced myself to eat food I already had in my house, even though I didn't really want to. It was mostly quinoa and edamame, which I made myself eat even though I don't really like it. Now I'm just sitting here, full and unsatisfied and mad at past!me.

The world is not out to get you. That's paranoid thinking. There are, at most, three to fifteen people out to get you, working day and night on your downfall. Relax.

Same! 🥰

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

sherman, for the love of god!

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

They are trying to kill Wikipedia.

Elon has made it his personal project.

I have a small recurring donation now set up - join me.