Alice 🏳️‍🌈

I'd tell you a joke about getting a tattoo of a JJ Abrams TV show on your chest but it would be lost on you

A rather lovely sunrise of pinks and oranges over an urban street

The same sunrise over Bournemouth railway station

Sunrise was a treat today

British.

We sure are

It took me several seconds to twig that anything was wrong

Plumber: I'm here about your overflowing drain. What's happening with it, and where is it?

Shaun Ryder: It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up. It's there.

In a wonderful example of how my brain works, @loerwyn.bsky.social sneezed and I immediately said "excuse me" 🤔

I have a feeling that Farage has probably just guaranteed that the rest of his days will be spent having tampons thrown at him instead of milkshakes

Are you a boy, a girl or a Halloween?

E's got oone "t" and yer mussen forget

Tractor 😄

Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"

It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x

Happy birthday!

An empty glass display box that, crucially, contains no bones.

For #WorldOctopusDay we'd like to share with you this rare octopus skeleton that was found at the Palace.

Monday morning puns set me up for the week 😄

I think I'm going to stop ordering my milk from France because it never arrives on time.

It's always lait.

I can't remember what that one is but yes

For sure!

I know it's entirely coincidental but seeing a character in a TV show who's similar to a character you wrote a few years ago always makes me wonder. (I won't name the show or character because I don't want to make wild accusations of things I know aren't true)

In memoriam...

WOW IT IS GREAT TO EXIST

Jimmy Kimmel explains how he learned he was being yanked off.

By looking down, I should imagine.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

I'm going to sleep until the fire on my stairs is completely out.

Wake me up when stepped embers end.

David Cross folks.

some people engage with media, esp indie media, not to better understand it as the creator intends, but with the goal of being THE BEST AND MOST CORRECT FAN

and when you're not correct anymore, this means the creator has hurt you! personally! by making you wrong

...you see how this sounds?

brendan o'hare on Letterboxd has wwritten the following review for Hayao Miyazaki's classic "Sprited Away": "Thought maybe Spongebob would be in this because he's a cartoon too but i still really enjoyed this" The review was posted on December 29th, 2020 and he rated the film 4 and a half stars. His review has 3,023 likes.

i cant stop thinking about this fucking review