BigNoNo

OK I get it. Game sucks. 0/10. I was wrong. The gamers were right. Pinning the Fell For It Again Reward to my shirt pocket. Putting on a big dunce hat and clown nose. Slipping on a banana peel and landing right in the garbage can. Never enjoy a video game, folks

Twitch Twitch is the world

Anyway if you want to watch someone with good Kiwami 3 opinions finish the game up I'm about to do that today twitch.tv/bignono

It's not a perfect game (although it is very, very good) but it nails what people claim they want in a remake: updating the original for a modern audience while preserving its essence. Sadly it fails to deliver what peope actually want in a remake, i.e., a generic AAA action game with the same name

Yakuza Kiwami 3 is a perfect remake:

*Emphasizes all the themes of the original (responsibility, parenthood, ambition vs leadership) while improving pacing & presentation

*Preserves its more strategic combat but expands it and explains it better

*The same people hate it for all the same reasons

YouTube video by GloomShadows WORLD'S FIRST Sekiro Speedrun on a DANCE PAD (1:06:47 Current Record)

The FASTEST that Sekiro has ever been completed on a DANCE PAD. Likes and comments are super appreciated on this one; it's a run that means so much to me and took a v long time to build towards

youtu.be/QhMtPcGDgx0

Tonight I completed the first ever DANCE PAD SPEEDRUN of SEKIRO with a final time of 1:06:47! This was a Shura glitchless route and only my second full attempt so I know I can improve the time even further ♡

Twitch Twitch is the world

In a shocking twist of fate, it seems I really dig Yakuza Kiwami 3 so far. Is that going to stick? Is the internet overreacting and treating minor issues too harshly (unheard of)? Let's find out by tackling a time-tested series classic - the chapter 2 that never ends twitch.tv/bignono

Rip to a real one. Died way, way, way too young.

My other big Van Der Beek memory is from the B In Apartment 23 when his sex tape leaks and they try to get ahead of it by leaking a staged sex tape where he looks better at sex. Never had one of my own sex tapes leak before but if it happens I know what to do

My clearest memory of Dawson's Creek is Dawson telling Jen that when he thinks about her in bed his blanket becomes tent-shaped. As a child I thought, whoa, he just told this girl she gave him a boner. Thanks to James Van Der Beek for teaching me about respectfully talking to girls about boners

I've said this before, but it makes me insane that in an age of human civilization when the ultra-rich have hoarded over half of all wealth, the go-to visual shorthand for depictions of gluttony is still "fat"

I was so ready to hate this game too! Primed for it! I just can't understand gamers man

Of course this could all change, but the complaint I've heard about combat so far is that enemies are blocking too much which - come on man. People are still unwilling to adjust to a new kind of combat in any game not made by FromSoft. Proving once again there was zero point in this remake

Admittedly I'm only a few hours in but I am shocked at how far removed my experience with Yakuza Kiwami 3 seems to be from everyone else. The combat so far feels incredible and the side content I've seen has all been great. I legitimately do not get why everyone is so down on this game

BigNoNo - Twitch [Ch. 1] Yakuza Kiwami 3 First Playthrough Day 1

Yakuza Kiwami 3 is out and the question on everybody's lips is - is it really as bad as the reviews make it out to be? Or is it just misunderstood like the original? I dunno! But let's find out! twitch.tv/bignono

Gone In 60 Seconds is an all-timer

Extra ironic that "wrecker", much like "rootless cosmopolitan", was one of the phrases used by the Stalinists to slander and delegitimize the United / Left Opposition as a foreign and specifically Jewish threat

Curious, you've not played SH2 remake yet, have you?

I'd say "you love to see it" but I love these games so it's actually a huge bummer!

Obviously reviews should be taken with a grain of salt but it's funny how Yakuza Kiwami 3 has already failed at its mission of making Y3 more palatable to the mainstream. The dumbest chuds on YouTube have spent years whining about it and RGG debasing itself has once again won over exactly 0% of them

Over a riff written by Metallica, known for telling Trump not to use their music

I think it's entirely too charitable at this point to think that there's any rationale for Democratic politicians' failure to oppose these policies other than "they actively support them"

YouTube video by Regole I created a Dark Souls All Bosses speedrun for bows

Took forever to render and upload because it's higher quality but it's live! youtu.be/aHpIILanMqM

YouTube Commenter 1: "You can infinite him with the attack attack + finisher from brawler over and over, attack him from behind and you can stunlock him to death. Kiwami is harder than zero because enemies have a lot of super armor but you can exploit this" Me: "I assure you - you can't (not consistently anyway)" YouTube Commenter 2: "The Rush style two punch spam helped me greatly." Me: "Rush does barely any damage. You will spend more time transitioning to it than any kind of DPS benefit you will gain from it."

The bozos making EPIC STUNLOCK COMBO algorithm fodder Yakuza videos where they take half an hour to beat Majima on New Game+ owe me their entire earnings from their dumb vods for me having to deal with these comments. Come within a minute of my time with your button mashing wankery and we'll talk

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

YouTube video by Christian S Kick Axe - On the Road to Rock (music video)

Today I was reminded of a Canadian glam band called Kick Axe that was pretty generic all told, but one of their videos shows them breaking into a corporate boardroom and getting the execs to switch to torn up band tees and rock out with them. So that's novel I suppose www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUiC...

Crazy thing I discovered: one of David Cage's first jobs in games was to be the composer on the Timecop SNES game