normal girl

portland is an insane place to be i just walked by a man smoking tobacco from an old time pipe and drinking a four loko at the max station (it is 9 am)

looking at the “send message” box on my friends instagram stories after my fourth drink

real

dr spencer reid original quirked up shawty

why did chappell roan picture you start playing during my "post-punk modern rock sunday evening" daylist from spotify. don't make me sob in the pit

watched a casey aonso video yesterday where she was talking about two different bad people going against each other and she said "this is a bit shit versus poop, isn't it?" and i cannot get that sentence out of my brain. shit versus poop is crazy

do not let me within 100ft of a tj maxx during valentines day season so help me god

found out one of my favorite baristas is partners with a barista at the coffee shop by my new house and im screaming that's so cute. two lil gay emo baristas working at different vegan coffee shops someone write this romcom

i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image

there are only two sexes. the one i have with your dad. and the one i have with your other dad

happy birthday bbgorl 🥺🥺🥺

freak

they should make lucky charms that taste just like lucky charms but don't feel like eating fucking styrofoam

i love being an insane girl with a fat ass

absolutely ruining the vibe at karaoke by interrupting the 5th round of "before he cheats" with "the diary of jane." people are booing and throwing their drinks at me, someone yells "shut the fuck up", i continue. benjamin breaks for no one but i

if you wear dior sauvage at the club i'm legally allowed to hurt you

i think people forget just how big one direction's impact truly was; the fact that they are 71st in the WORLD in streams, nearly 10 years after their last release, is just insane. they really were the biggest boyband in the world, and they touched so many lives

[hitting play on the worst song you’ve ever heard] “so yeah, this song pretty much single-handedly kept me alive when I was 19 but like be honest with what you think about it.”