Dary Kohi

"Occasionally there's an ad campaign that literally changes everything."

@karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com discuss why Anthropic’s Super Bowl ads are “genius.”

Orin says that he 51% thinks that Santa is just a story 😭

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.

My 2025 Bingo Card. Surprise T. Swift album is now crossed out.

This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.

We're in trying times. Maybe we could also use a little meth.

This might seem bad, but have you considered the threat posed by Blueskyism?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

More of this.

RFK Jr. is living in a pretend anti-vax world Unfortunately, he is wreaking havoc in the real one.

In a marathon hearing on Thursday before the Senate Finance Committee, RFK Jr. faced a barrage of questions from senators who were outraged by his recent actions.

In some cases, Kennedy appeared to promote flat-out lies.

Priorities.

A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳

Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.

Sea Level

xkcd.com/3135/

BREAKING: Russian attack on Kyiv overnight killed at least 17 people, including 3 children, and wounded dozens.

Trump’s weakness only emboldens Putin.

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

BREAKING: @marcelias.bsky.social's law firm is seeking a preliminary injunction to prevent Texas' map (which violates the Voting Rights Act) from going into effect once signed into law by Abbott

Noooo! Twitter got so much worse without you. People NEED your commentary. I'm not into marxist churhes, but there are people that would certainly be better off taking all your advice and opinions.

Q: New reporting reveals Russia hacked U.S. federal court systems, Do you plan to bring this up with Putin?

Trump: “I guess I could. Are you surprised? You know. Are you surprised? They hack in — that's what they do.”

Traitor

Japan broke it's All-time NATIONAL heat record for the 2nd time in... checks notes... less than a week!
It's not coincidence. It's climate change.
Japan is surrounded by the most anomalously hot water on the planet right now. The city of Isesaki hit 107 - it's in a valley NW of Tokyo. 1/

I see why he bankrupted casinos.

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This party needs to wake up. These guys aren't screwing around... They're assassins when it comes to the way they weaponize grievance and the way they play politics. Enough! What more goddamn evidence do we need? They have rolled back the last half century in real time!"

The Truth‼️💯🎯

Kids today will never know what its like to eat at a Mcdonalds.

“If ICE was a military, it would have the 16th biggest budget in the world. You wanna talk about America First? Think about all the things we could do in this country, like giving a [hurricane] warning system to these folks in rural Texas, instead of plucking brown people out of their homes.”

Congrats to Lisa Murkowski on voting for a bill that she herself admitted was not ready in hopes that the House would change it. Now it’ll become law. She had the power to stop it, and instead chose to become complicit. That’s her legacy.

The roommate of Minnesota shooter Vance Boelter, responding to MAGA lies that he’s a Democrat:

“He would be offended if people called him a Democrat,” he told CBS News, adding that Boelter “was a Trump supporter, voted for Trump,” and was happy Trump won the 2024 election.

The "I'll lower costs and get us out of endless wars" candidate is now presiding over surging costs and brand new wars.

Double.