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From everything I've seen, this book appears to be a deeply off-putting story told in the tedious, self-indulgent style of a 7th-grader's diary

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Heavy cocaine users seem to have a really distinct belief that everyone else uses coke all the time too

Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck

So creepy, looks like something Dexter would discover in a victim's basement. It's fucking putrid that the President of the United States was involved in this abhorrent shit

Gonna have to vote Republican in the primary just to vote against this horrible woman

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

1. President Trump has posted hundreds of times in the last two hours.

Here is a screen recording of the posts.

Given that the video is nearly five minutes, I have to split it.

Video 1 here:

This man has nukes

Large Christmas tree all decked out in gaudy ornaments with silver garland and multicolored lights

'tis the season

Lord, are we not suffering enough already?

I like bedroom 2, the cabinet room

I see new things every time I look at this picture, really incredible entertainment

Retiring to the laundry room with my partner for romantic, fluorescent-lit tandem baths

Oh shit waddup

The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.

WHITE HOUSE SAYS HEGSETH AUTHORIZED THE ADMIRAL TO CONDUCT STRIKES ON SEPTEMBER 2.

Guy spends 6 months teaching an octopus to play piano: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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mr president sir its time for your daily mri…no sir we will not tell you why…yes sir its probably because youre so healthy sir

This really is good

Pedocon theory is a theory in the same way gravity is a theory

The President of the US has repeatedly claimed that he is receiving medical care he does not understand and it would be great if journalists would dig into that, because there is no possible explanation that isn't an enormous scandal

imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"

Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.

There's a lot going on here but I'm very stuck on the idea of the father advising the mother that she is pregnant via an ultrasound she is apparently unaware of having had

We Have Descended into Utter Madness A new sense of urgency is needed. Our national crisis has grown much more acute.

The past decade has seen grave threats and unmistakable decline. But the past few days and weeks reveal that we have entered in a new and more perilous chapter here in the U.S. It must be a call to a new kind of action. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

I don't recall anyone clamoring for Louis, who never actually went away, to come back

It's really terrific that an active alcoholic who's currently having an extended manic episode thanks to fulfilling his apparent lifelong dream of becoming America's most prolific serial killer is in charge of the world's most powerful military

What a time to be alive