Jared Yanez

Comic art of a desiccated corpse holding a fishing pole and wearing a suit, suspiciously reminiscent of the pose from the poster for The Great Outdoors.

Coming soon, a reference I can't imagine landing but hey

Absolutely bizarre that they aren’t doing a special like this every Halloween, and that none of the characters from this one have been followed up on.

They shelve books standing up because if you stack them on top of each other the words from the books on top will leak into the lower books

Comic art of a raccoon gnawing at a desiccated corpse's ankle

nom nom nom

That season 2 finale does not feel good at all without the promise of season 3. If Checkmate winds up essentially being that season 3 though, and happens soon, okay

YouTube video by Bricker-Down Covering ICE - Portland, Oregon - 10/9

A friend reports from deep within the ravages of war-torn Portland.

How to not grind teeth while flatting or also rest of time

Comic illustration of a sinister mask made of denim pants sitting on a car seat, with a dialogue bubble that reads 'What did I do?', from The Denim Devil issue 5.

Illustration of an owl perched on a branch, mostly hidden in shadows, viewed from below.

Normal owl.

I never got the Norm Macdonald jokes about Frank Stallone before but now I’ve seen The Pink Chaquitas and okay okay

Shocking cameo at end of Hellraiser 2 - they brought back the mattress mover guy from the first! To move the same mattress! And die at its mattress equivalent of hands!

Would you categorize Hellraiser as a haunted house movie? Only occurred to me on my last rewatch.

Illustration of Lisa Garland, nurse from Silent Hill 1, approaching from the dark with blood spilling.

Illustration of Lisa Garland, nurse from Silent Hill 1, approaching from the dark with blood spilling. (close-up)

That last scene with Lisa in Silent Hill still breaks my heart.

Teenage me had these flipped and teenage me was wroooong.

The definition of imposter syndrome is the Hellraiser 4 director taking an Alan Smithee credit when the Hellraiser 3 director didn’t

Illustration of Lady Dimitrescu, the tall vampire woman from Resident Evil: Village, looking down at viewer and extending a hand with long, bloody metal nails.

Fun commission for an upcoming Puncture Wound Pins project.

Super duper rough thumbnail sketch for the Denim Devil comic, in which the eponymous Denim Devil sneaks up on a woman holding a large sex toy. The final version, I assure you, was in color.

Handed dad my phone to show him the neat new Hellraiser drawing I did and he looks and swipes to the next pic and it’s this and this is the one we talk about

Can confirm, trust your instincts

Only now realizing how many Hellraiser comic plots I’ve been banking all this me -being-alive-time and oowee

Cover to a vintage comic book with a giant robot stomping through blaze of a city, attacked by fighter jets as military types grimace in foreground. Title is Neutro, with subheaders: The most astounding super hero of all; Neutro does not know the difference between right and wrong

From vintage comic cover, text reads: Neutro does not know the difference between right and wrong

Neutro does not know the difference between right and wrong

Saw Adam Scott in the credits and thought nah couldn’t be the same Adam Scott and ah hahaha sure was wrong about that

Comic style illustration of Pinhead standing with the Chatterbeast from Hellraiser: Bloodline, giving him a pet on the head

Re-watched Hellraiser: Bloodline for the first time in a stretch, here’s Pinhead petting the dog

I was so damn worried about this massive thing and it turned out fine. I’m so glad I worried the exact right amount maybe if I double it

building a Dyson sphere around the sun is an incomprehensible undertaking. building one around the solar system is simply impossible in even the wildest sci fi projections of the future

every statement Altman and his fellow tech oligarchs make is just as preposterous

screengrab of a portion of new yorker interview with former simpson's writer john swartzwelder: Mike Sacks: How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another “Simpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machines—if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up. Swartzwelder: All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue—“Homer, I don’t want you to do that.” “Then I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

This is unmitigated bullshit.

Reinstate Jessie Gender.

Also WISHING BAD THINGS DOES NOT MAKE THEM HAPPEN, see: the fucking world.

Superboy except it’s Bobby hill no Superboy BECAUSE it’s Bobby hill

They should do a Superboy movie where he hasn’t shaken his parents’ accent yet. They should do lots

Mind blowing to me… I figured companies being ripped off by AI are biting their tongues because they think they’ll benefit more from the fantasy of “no human employees ever again” than they’re presently losing, but when the company is you, your likeness, your endorsements… deeply confusing era

In “Rise of Skywalker,”
C-3P0 sacrificing his memories, only for R2D2 to restore them from backup, could have worked if R2 gave him ALL his memories back. “Wait Vader’s MY dad too? The fuck-“