Speycs

you have no idea how good prime Jett Fillmore was

(can you tell i just watched Goat)

explosive cat

slime

mhh running a Radeon card

Except for the random black screens that come and go as they please

Sometimes I'm considering it, sometimes I see my friends have to deal with Vulkan shaders and I just don't think I have the patience

Win 11 also runs my patience dry because it's such a piece of shit, I'm just trying to do everything to stay on Win 10 at this point

suited snep~

RAM price

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Figurine Freckle

When Freckle was invited over for D&D night, they had no idea the traps they tripped over in-game would have strange status effects in real life!

(came about as a result of chatting with Kalira ^^)

Also this was in my supporter archive for like a MONTH ;3

Pulling the face of a true stoic before landing that punch is just amazing

Expression: unbothered
Eyes: focused
Fist: in yer face

oh my god??

🇯🇲🌺🇬🇧🌺🇯🇲🌺🇬🇧🌺🇯🇲🌺🇬🇧🌺🇯🇲

Is there a way to prevent my stylus tip from wearing down extremely fast, cause I tend to draw the same way you would on paper, and while it's very comfortable doing it that way, my tips just disappear almost at the rate of a pencil

I'm lowkey happy I missed that one

Don't you love a big ass rant followed by "actually, I don't even care"

Something to keep in mind when you see a grown ass "semi-furry" reheating anti-feral discourse:

The freaks will always fight for your right to exist as an adult on the internet.

The puritans would gladly support internet-destroying bills like KOSA if their favorite kinks got a carve out.

A portrait done in the style of Disco Elysium's character portraits: A bespectacled perkan (canine) woman wearing a blue marshal uniform with a gold cravat. Her expression is calm, if tired, as she speaks into a radiophone. She's running her hands over one of her braids, the stray hairs on which indicate this is something she does often. The background is a de-saturated blue tone, with a scratchy square, black halo behind her, loose wires extending outwards..

EMPATHY [Formidable - Success] - A soft rustling rides along the calm metal of her voice in the carrier wave. She's fidgeting with her hair like she does when she's nervous.

D6 was actually so perfect

Don't bother respecting laws, if their authors never bothered to follow them either

new nightmare unlocked

✦ High pray drive ✦

Couple of rubber demon kigurumis ✨💦 @dirkdent.bsky.social and @nelastical.me

idk they raise a good point

we may require your government ID, legal name, and full address, but we delete that information as soon as we verify your age! (three weeks pass) hey so our servers got hacked and you guys are not gonna believe what happened to your government IDs, legal names, and full addresses that we deleted

Last October.

the " #deadlock fanart " as promised

One of the Straftat brothers is making a movement game called VHOLUME and I'm afraid to say it has unbelievable amounts of sauce.

[Repost]
(2023)

Watercolor comm for @finalsalamander.bsky.social