Paul Choquette

a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

every item pulled out of the bag

credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point

Long haired chocolate mini dachshund standing in front of an oven staring up with the greatest desire on her eyes that only bacon can fulfill

Her: I don't know if you realize this, but there is bacon up there on the stove

a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a man in suspenders . ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a man in suspenders .

I read it like this and can't stop laughing. Sorry about your pants, though.

stirring your beer with a hotdog makes it a frankenstein.

Because they are actively trying to funnel all of the people's money into their own pockets, and they consider anything being given to others as theft from themselves.

this guy placing a pristine sub on the ground and walking away unnoticed

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Save 40% on Ghost Hunter Simulator on Steam Build your own Ghost Hunting social media empire in Ghost Hunter Simulator - the only game that let's you decide if ghosts are real or not! A cozy game about exploring *allegedly* haunted locations an...

AND GHOST HUNTER SIMULATOR (Early Access) is LIVE!

store.steampowered.com/app/3256780/...

An orange long haired domestic cat and a rag doll cat sitting behind blinds looking out the window at birds

Bird watching time

Chocolate mini dachshund sleeping in a pink dog bed

First day of paired programming was a lot it seems

Chocolate mini dachshund standing on a couch next to her human with a laptop on his lap

On-boarding the new co-worker

things bullets say

I saw a response to this post, "AI is spiritually a white guy, so white ppl aren't threatened by it."

He thought "mending fences" meant "build that wall"

the boop! 🫠

Is there a sub-genre of dystopian sci-fi where everything is owned and run by the Saudi government instead of Japanese megacorps?

Between Gorillaz and now Daft Punk, I'm back on Fortnite 😅

I'm hearing reports that we've deployed two Sharpies to address the situation

Cursed by the company named after an object most famously used to deceive and corrupt others? If only I had a palantír to foresee such an outcome.

I am a Pakled. I am smart.

“I was just saying to Bobby and the group, let’s do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one, because there’s no alternative to that.”

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"