Bea Thousand

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

Hallow- een.

me when as soon as it's is October 1st

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

On a black and white game cam, three javelinas are browsing corn while a raccoon sits on one of their backs. The lighting produces laser-eyes in the raccoon, who is secretly one of the X-Men.

A raccoon knight on a javelina steed. "Onward, Pigasus! Let us show them the meaning of haste". Motion blurred, black and white game cam shot.

South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu).

The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?

(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)

pinhead's whole Pain Is Good Actually, I Love Suffering In Hell thing.... uhh cope much bro

CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while
ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming?
CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

“one million college-educated rewordings of ‘I would love to be dead right now” on the computer’ was such a good slam on all of us. rip

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this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

If it was whatever year I came out again I might choose a different name for myself but I don’t want to change it now, I just want to microdose having other names by making up new people I can attribute my art to

idk if I still wanna use a pen name, it does get kinda weird when people start to only know me by one name or the other lmao idk we’ll see, killed Bea before I can do it again

I can't be too normal about Marble Hornets, I was a teenager and some of my earliest feelings about online community and self-expression and identity started forming on the THAC forums. Does it still work for a new viewer? Would Rosswood work if you didn't watch the original show? idk, idk

I don't know what their plans are moving forward, but I do hope to see these two collaborate again sometime

It still suffers from some of the weaknesses inherent to the Marble Hornets format, but they're softened by Rosswood being a tight 90 minutes in contrast to the original's sprawling seasons (+ weekly episodes, if you remember watching Marble Hornets in real time you may be entitled to compensation)

Troy and Joseph have come a long way and I can't honestly say I've been following their individual work too closely after what happened with THAC but it's nice to see them together again

This was pretty good! Bold to center a project on Slender Man this far removed from 2009, but they really honed in on what worked about Marble Hornets and made some interesting choices about The Operator as a monster

does anyone want to help me pay my impending rent? i spent all my money on groceries & have ~$10 left lol 😅
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Cover to Monthly Halloween, a shojo horror manga magazine. This cover features Junji Ito's Tomie

Cover to Monthly Halloween, a shojo horror manga magazine. This cover features the baby puppet from Basket Case

Cover to Monthly Halloween, a shojo horror manga magazine. This cover features a girl in a traditional looking outfit (shrine maiden?) holding her own severed head

Cover to Monthly Halloween, a shojo horror manga magazine. This cover features Robert Englund in full Freddy Krueger makeup

Monthly Halloween (1985-1995) was the most important publication ever to exist

They made Die Another Day which was so much the platonic ideal of a Bond movie that everybody involved with the franchise collectively lost their minds and thought it had to become a serialized drama, Casino Royale being that good was just a fluke

James Bond is best when he's at the height of his career recklessly preventing that character actor you like from doing something sinister with a contraption. He can't feel things (except horny) and he can't learn things.

David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”

It’s autumn

you need to watch Castration Movie.

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as original Game Boy graphics. It shows the late great Chuck Mangione playing his horn on stage.

A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized in original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill looks embarrassed and says "And, like he said, we were smoking pot."

Three books: Cuckoo, Manhunt, and Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin

Need more queer and trans horror for the spooky season? We've got you covered!

Stop into the shop or come by our Boozy Book Fair this Saturday at Beermiscuous for our favorite horror by LGBTQ+ authors and artists! (and a whole lot more!)

YouTube video by KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS OD - KNOCK Teaser Trailer - [ESRB] 4K

OD looks mortifying, how do you make lighting candles this scary? Picking up the PT torch in a big way. youtu.be/eHCqxLtwy5g?...

quote from that vice guide to partying: “If the tranny doesn't feel loved, she will leave. Then you're fucked.”

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

these will be illegal some day let's be real!! download now & pay me or don't! who cares! im not doing this for money! 🖤
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THROUGH THE DARKNESS

OF FUTURE PAST

THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE

ONE CHANCE OUT

BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game