@vimtotime.bsky.social I feel like this may be your sort of book.
www.booksaboutart.co.uk/products/hel...
@moreutterpiffle.bsky.social
Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. #YoureSafeWithMe
@vimtotime.bsky.social I feel like this may be your sort of book.
www.booksaboutart.co.uk/products/hel...
Jenny Zigrino
13.08.2025 07:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐
13.08.2025 05:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jesus Christ, who's modelling these; Slenderman?!
12.08.2025 11:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nothing, sweetheart, I just didn't think there'd be so much dinner making as an a adult when I was a kid! ๐
11.08.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0SCORE!!!?!
11.08.2025 20:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Illugi Pรฉtur รgรบstsson รพjรณรฐhetja
When you register your name in the Icelandic phonebook you can choose to state your profession. And they have a pretty loose definition of what exactly a profession entails.
This person for example has opted for โรพjรณรฐhetjaโ. It means โNational Heroโ.
I am accepting postal food donations at this time.
11.08.2025 20:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is Basil. She just wanted to let you know that you can run, but you can't hide. 13/10 (TT: christaniner)
11.08.2025 16:24 โ ๐ 4151 ๐ 325 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 11And no, I don't want to do the garden, because my body is broken so I do what I can, when I can, and my family are kinda pants about this stuff.
11.08.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Camouflage Level : Expert
11.08.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hey, boy; did you fall from heaven, 'cos. your face is pretty fucked up?
11.08.2025 07:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damn boy, are you the sun, cos you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.
11.08.2025 07:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You're all living in 2025, and this guy is doing it right in 1983.
11.08.2025 07:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love reducing women to omelette makers, "even if faulty". Amazing.
JFC.
It's hard to see other people live your dreams, part 732 in a series
H/T @kitwhitfield.bsky.social for original post, @skeano.bsky.social for reposting
Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone elseโs teeth.
A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby.
Note the border inscription.
Don't trust anyone with a fedora, not even a cat. If they bring out a guitar, fucking RUN.
M'lady.
Need this re read by Pedro Pascal immediately.
10.08.2025 07:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No one :
My brain : What if Pedro Pascal and Joe Pasquale went into the Jeff Goldblum fly machine and came out as Pedro Pasquale?
Rest of day spent imagining how that would sound.
Saving it up for their memoirs. Smart move, short legged pupper.
10.08.2025 07:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I do hope that puppy was shouting the entire trip (I do love a dachshund. They are very assertive!)
09.08.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The lady in the wheelchair was my Nan, so being lucky enough to be brought up by her has wired the synapses in a certain way (as well as being neurowonky).
My favourite saying of hers was always "it's my legs that don't work, not my bloody ears!"
Told Norman Tebbit to fuck off, too (our MP). A lot
Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever run away with your dog and a Columbo boxset?
09.08.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Go back to where you've come from, we don't want you," shouted one woman towards the hotel. On the other side of the road, counter-protesters chanted that refugees were welcome. In a rare moment of unity, the far right began singing "fuck Keir Starmer" to the tune of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes and the anti-fascists joined in.
Wonderful punchline to the thoroughly depressing story about the planned protests around the country yesterday and today.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...