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SECOND SUBSTITUTE

30.01.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is 'Embracing the Penguin' an euphemism for something?

24.01.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.

24.01.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that cartoon of Paddington Bear leading Queen Elizabeth into the realm of death?

24.01.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 47056    πŸ” 14488    πŸ’¬ 954    πŸ“Œ 3144

No. Smurfs live deep in temperate forest, while Moomins prefer continental climates further north. Neither spieces is migratory, so they would seldom meet.

22.12.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

06.12.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 38732    πŸ” 7488    πŸ’¬ 508    πŸ“Œ 302
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4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells β€œHey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says β€œShhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says β€œYou don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats β€œYou don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells β€œHey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says β€œShhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says β€œYou don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats β€œYou don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

02.12.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12440    πŸ” 3458    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 215

This is how I adult.

28.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This just gets dumber and dumber.

08.11.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USN. Men ellers enig.

03.11.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon would have tried to take the ring from Frodo and take it to his deranged father in the white city.

02.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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End of the Smurf monarchy.

13.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Learning history is useful to understand the human condition.

06.10.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tingmenn trenger smertestillende de og.

03.10.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But will they reference the time Doctor Strange's girlfriend cheated on him with Benjamin Franklin?

08.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeg trodde disse planene var gradert topp hemmelig.

08.08.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dette er fra boka 'Forurensninger. MilΓΈvern' utgitt pΓ₯ universitetetsforlaget i 1990. Rettet mot grunnskolelΓ¦rere.

03.08.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I've done this some times.

25.07.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSure your house is burning down, but we wrote a whole book about its leaking faucet.”

25.07.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 914    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 25
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Comic book panel for no particular reason.

17.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The new technology will be twin gatlings.

10.07.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what you dune last summer.

09.07.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see why they added someone for the master of Laketown to talk to. I think he would have worked better if his screen time was reduced by 75%. But then, that is also the case for the rest of the movies.

06.07.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His destiny is fulfilled. He is becoming the lobster.

30.06.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeg leste dette som at HΓΈiby nΓ₯ har sluttet med voldtekter, og har begynt Γ₯ ha frivillig sex i stedet.

27.06.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

New solution to the trolley problem just dropped.

31.05.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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