Ashleigh

The hardest working man in independent journalism today.
*she laughs maniacally*

Oh what’s that… dems are flipping seats? winning? is that hope I’m hearing? Let’s. fucking gooooo and bring all the shit bags down.

Don’t forget to change your bedroom clocks so when you wake up in the middle of the night, you know what time it is! Stay tuned for more over 40 tips and tricks.

Dog moms across america arguing with four legs on how it’s actually not dinner time because of stupid laws that should have been banned eons ago

I think my roman empires are between Tom Holland 2017 Lipsync battle of Umbrella and Hugh and Keala Settle clips green lighting Greatest Showman “This is Me”..

If they are shutting down government programs -why are we still paying taxes?

If they are shutting down government programs -why are we still paying taxes?

If they are shutting down government programs -why are we still paying taxes?

this is impeccably fitting for a detective to present like this to solve a jewelry heist.

Sorry Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.

i am not emotionally prepared to watch John Candy’s documentary yet.

america. we fumbled so. fucking. hard. this could have been americas dad.

Elijah>Klaus
Damon>Stephan

someone entertain me. work bored me today

stephen miller needs to go all the way to the top of shut the fuck up mountain.

This day is brought to you by the letter “P”
-Polenta
-Pulled Pork
-release the ePstein files

so talking about charlie kirk is free speech no… but charlie kirk spewing hateful rhetoric is free speech yes…. but canceling jimmy kimmel for his free speech is no….
so fascist whiplash… got it.

Keep talking about the Epstein files

other peoples stupidity is soooo exhausting today

what if these dingbats meant to Butler PA him and they messed it up…. tRump announced the news before any news source confirmed it. tell me that’s not sketch….

yep

No matter what side you are on violence is not the answer. Remember that with the next steps you take. I don’t condone but I also do not mourn this.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

bring it all down. watergate times 1 million

What is the takeaway regardless of the outcome we have learned today?

Always. Fucking. Believe. Women. #epsteinlist

in my humble opinion -Vance knew Trumps health was failing in April when he started going on family vacays
-Trump is most likely hospitalized or has suffered strokes or is in a coma
-his base and loyalist are freaking the fuck out. they don’t know what to do without their leader…

Let’s just hope tRump is taking medical advice from RFK🤞🏼🤞🏼

Lamps > Overhead light
Soft yellow > LED blue
I will die on this hill

I freaking love Korean skin care so much. Slap this snail snot on your face in the morning… salmon sperm at night… face like smooth newborn baby

Nebraska is on that list cause of our stupid governor who said he’s not a politician in a press conference for a C camp and is part of the team that diddled with orange tits’ stinky ballsack.

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence

How many ways can we dishonor James Dobson unaliving today? refuse to do anything gender role normative? my own oil change? mow the lawn? call up your gay bestie? donate to planned parenthood? good riddance and all the lives you have ruined