Dan

sexting you one handed because, y'know

(Vampire Survivors)

This one hits hard.

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending *** As of the end of January, there have been no convictions."

instant block

YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

some thoughts on Alysa’s gold medal skate a day later

- this is maybe my absolute favorite skating performance ever? I know enough to understand it’s not the most challenging technical skate but the sheer infectious joy is unmatched

- I’ve watched this maybe 15 times

- I mean holy shit look at it

Loss.jpg, but make it an astronaut encountering the space jockey and the xenomorph

Resurrecting the dumbest internet-brained thing I’ve ever done

Jesus christ Strip Law is so fucking funny, tv comedy is ALIVE

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I’m Tired Of These Useless Jackasses Making The Computer Expensive RAM, flash memory, and HDDs are unaffordable because of a bunch of greedy idiots that do not love the computer.

YES THIS

"It has been a historically bad time to buy any computer that is not a Mac mini since about mid September . . . Price hikes in RAM are entirely thanks to the Y Combinator-brained jackasses pushing AI into everything."

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Sir we all agree you can violate civil rights and start wars but we will not stand for you messing with the most important and sacred idea that protects every American citizen: the money

Remember the moral panic about safetyism? Trigger warnings? Snowflakes? Well, its actually happening in Texas.

We have time to remove the monsters. And we can do it the American way too: at gunpoint with lots of cameras! I ain't heard no bell. I believe in us.

‘Returned from hell’: Press monitor exposes torture of Palestinian journalists by Israel Watchdog exposes a 'deliberate strategy' of starvation and sexual abuse against detained Palestinian journalists in Israeli prisons

‘Returned from hell’: Press monitor exposes torture of Palestinian journalists by Israel - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/we-returned-hell-report-exposes-torture-palestinian-journalists-israeli-prisons

Flaming bags of poop on my doorstep: Why they’re simply a bad idea

floofy white cat with a pink nose and swollen eyes looking ill or disgusted maybe both

watching other countries hold the rich and powerful accountable

Oh man imagine starting Cape Fear and then having to watch Problem Child in the middle of it, this idea may be too powerful

so there I was, dead center between the Screenwriters Writers’ Room, the
American Journalism Corridor and the Comedy & Wit Fields, just barely grazing the outermost tendril of the Game Development Galaxy

never thought I’d be so thoroughly read for filth by an imaginary galactic map

lol of fucking course

STOP PROMISING IMPOSSIBLE FUTURE TECHNOLOGIES AND GIVE ME AN AFFORDABLE FAST TRAIN TO MEMPHIS! THE TECHNOLOGY EXISTS AND YOU COULD PROBABLY FINANCE THE PROJECT BY PROPERLY TAXING ONE (1) BILLIONAIRE

February 16, 2026 NR26026kt Los Angeles Police Department Encourages School Attendance Amid Recent Downtown Activity Los Angeles: In light of recent activity in the downtown area, the Los Angeles Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind parents and students of the importance of staying in school. School attendance is mandatory in the City of Los Angeles and there may be legal consequences for parents and students for: • Day time Curfew violations - It is unlawful for any minors under 18 to be in public places, streets, or amusement spots during school hours (typically 8:30 am to 1:30 pm. The only exception includes being with a parent, authorized school activities, or emergencies. • California Education Code violations: • Mandates that all children between the ages of six and eighteen, unless exempted, must attend a full-time public day school for the full designated school day. • Middle and high school students are legally permitted one excused absence per calendar year to participate in a "civic or political event," provided advance school notification (emphasis added). • Additionally, Los Angeles Unified School District policy states that three or more unexcused absences or tardies of 30 minutes or more, can trigger a School Attendance Review Board (SARB) intervention for disciplinary action. Parents and students are also reminded that presence at school promotes intellectual growth. It becomes more difficult to fill knowledge gaps with student absences. Attendance builds good habits and healthy routines; and provides structure and stability. Lastly, school attendance also increases student safety, which includes safety resources provided by the Los Angeles Unified School District. (Page 1 of 2) X Follow @LAPDHQ

Any adult that collects or picks up a child and transports them to participate in any illegal activities may be responsible for Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor and is subject to arrest and prosecution. This law applies to actions like providing drugs/alcohol to minors, promoting truancy, and for parents failing to exercise reasonable supervision. Community members, parents, and students may contact their local Community Police Station of the Los Angeles Police Department for additional guidance specific to their community.

The LAPD is citing truancy laws in an attempt to squash the ongoing school walkouts against ICE. The LAPD is also threatening to arrest any parents or adults who support the kids in their acts of civil disobedience.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

100%, a writer I considered a mentor did not invent the phrase “good is the enemy of done” but I thank her every day for saying it to me

Journalism schools are teaching fear of the future: Letter from the Editor Journalism schools lag in teaching AI, crucial for modern reporting, which aids in efficient news gathering and frees reporters for fieldwork.

This AI-loving newspaper editor is teaching young journalists a valuable lesson: editors can be dumbasses

www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...

I remember this being the coolest shit I ever saw when I was 14 and I suspect it would still be high in the running at 40

well sure there’s lots of shit you can do if you just abandon all morals and principles and let the evil wash over you like a warm bath

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

Hell yes