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a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

Sending love 💞

I got my 'Curse of the Ninth' signed by them after going to see 'Stage Fright' in London!

Oh Jen! Take care, sending healing thoughts your way. X

Quite right, as I'm usually the one showing people how to floss properly.

I assume no professional has ever _shown_ you how to properly use floss or ID brushes.

"Nanny, I've told you already, there's no such place as Thespia"

An owl's eyes are bigger than its brain. So sometimes when it looks at a crossword, it thinks it can do it, but it can't.

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Behind every door is a cat and their name. I guess it was a coincidence that this cat had the perfect name for your 25th advent calendar door? More importantly, do you know this cat's actual name?

The northern version of, 'Once Upon a Time' is 'Oi, Listen Here You'.

Who lives in a calendar stuck on my wall?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm ready, come get me Krampus!

Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas

Pillowcase and duvet cover, but not duvetcase. Huh.

Such a magical moment

Swan Lake; because we've all been ditched after a night out then ended up making friends with the swans in the park instead.

New Frasier. Not as bad as I thought, well done to the writers who've managed to maintain its silliness. A show that should never take itself too seriously.

Anyone fancy a road trip in full medieval dress?

You buy a tin of soup you think sounds nice. Result: it tastes horrible. Solution: Grate all the world's cheese on top of it.

Surprise San Miguel! Thanks my fridge.

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You'll all be glad to know Scotlands 3D gritter tracker is up and running, showing you such delights as 'Robert Brrrrrns' and 'Spready Mercury'.

Done for. Oh cheesy bowl of pasta with extra cheese; heal me.

“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”

Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.

Their meatballs were a delight, sure it was no IKEA but I'd buy it again.

Morrisons. Sort your ready meal paella out, tasteless warm was not on my agenda for dinner this evening.

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side.

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

Getting all the food groups in tonight. Birthday cake, two different flavours of crisps and a twix.