Jesus.

Ben Vereen in a bowler hat and Wolverine's yellow and blue uniform (I hope this elicits a snikter)

Benverine

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: joanne is talking about how she owns the harry potter actors
Shelley: again?
Poe: yeah, again
Shelley: has she called them house elves yet
Poe: not this time
Poe: but it's probably coming

Denni, a golden retriever with a sweet face, sits and looks up at the camera with a smile. she has a passenger clinging to her back. a baby koala. the joey's eyes peak over the top of Denni's head.

Denni is standing and looking off to the left of the frame. the baby koala on her back looks at the camera.

a super zoomed photo of the baby koala and their mom high up in a tree. the adult koala holds onto her joey and looks down at the camera with what we would like to think is appreciation for caring for her baby.

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

But...all of them?

Or maybe we don't judge people based on their weight at all, even Repubicans.

There's nothing that makes you look less powerful than insisting how powerful you are.

I'M A DOG!!

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

Had carpal tunnel surgery on my non-dominant hand, which is way better than last time on my dominant hand, but what am I supposed to entertain myself with if I can't crochet while some media plays?

If Isaac Chotiner asks you about your friendship with Henry Kissinger, you are already dead.

I love how you can always tell when a new Isaac Chotiner story has dropped, because of the posts envisioning what Chotiner would get the poster to admit.

That happened to me once when I was at Escapade, and I spent about three hours stringing the guy along until I finally broke him by asking if I could just buy gift cards to Red Lobster.

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One of my absolute fave Nyro songs and one I wish felt less timely!

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...you'll go over there and pet it?

Give me a one or two word prompt and I'll see what I can do.

Do I know anyone in the SC area who knows someone (or *is* someone) who wants to adopt two cats? I desperately need to find a home for my parents' two cats. I already have three, so I can't take them. They are boarding at their vet while I look, and I have to go home to PA in less than a week.

man the mental health difference between online and offline is pretty big in normal times but it an absolute chasm right now

being super aware of what’s happening is important but my god it is a drain

THAT’S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MEDICAL DRAMA!!!!!! WE DID ITTTTTTTT

When a joke isn't landing, the best thing to do is double down on it and blame the dead people montage for costing a charity money.

...Walton Goggins looking like he might actually be radioactive.

Oh I'm so happy for him. SO well-deserved.

This is a very pleasing Emmys so far.

Well, if Katherine LaNasa is beating out all the White Lotus actresses, then The Pitt is running the table tonight. Neither of which bothers me. #Emmys

Maybe don't set up a whole schtick about keeping winners' speeches short and then let Jennifer Coolidge (national treasure!) ramble for 5 minutes straight.