jumpsplat120

sorry I blacked out after you said giving nuns guns

I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product

Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…

bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"

C++ is for little worms

Not a hair out of place with the upcoming Operator & Drifter Remaster coming with The Old Peace update this December!

uhm, that's impossible. phone is computer. car is computer. Micheal wave is computer. that's literally all the things alex

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter

The WHAT

YO THATS HYPE

computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes

the replies are killing me

I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,

Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.

bold of you to assume I don't want people to call me

getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun

I ask ourself that everyday

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Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated

Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.

@spicymancer.bsky.social your Tumblr is deactivated??

Who up yingin they yang rn

Started my new job at AWS this morning! Pushed a big red button. Hope that doesn’t do anything.

#hackmud

ao3 is fine as long as searches are filtered.

First, I want to say thank you, whoever you are, for reading my writeup.

Did a write-up for porting Lua into Hackmud: www.jumpsplat120.com/lua_in_hackm...

if you're cold, they're cold. bring them inside!

you made me read this?? with my?? eyes??