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@sandwichfrank.bsky.social

Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/New Waver/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. @staceythecat.bsky.social is my kitty. Banner by Michael Green. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ☭ 🀠

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Rampin' up the Gay Porn Biz Steve and Andy were mad that Ron did not participate much.

This will always be my favorite Achewood storyline because all of Ray’s decoy cases are plausible public library nonfiction DVDs from 1999 achewood.com/2007/03/22/t...

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*stares balefully at the Gladiator DVD* in my day a movie was when Harold Lloyd built his own banister and saved

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My childhood library only carried silent movies and extremely niche DIY VHSes, and when they changed that policy I'm sure there was at least one librarian who was like "man I hate these fuckin talkies where they don't even taxidermize a raccoon"

19.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Biffo's Shed dir. Tobe Hooper

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logo i gobblin' mode 
@logophobe.bsky.social
"Hoisted by my own petard"
❌ old fashioned
❌ what the fuck is a petard
❌ makes you sound like an English major

"Blinded by my own stew"
βœ… fresh and topical 
βœ… pleasantly goofy
βœ… implies culinary abilities
February 10, 2024 at 12:09 PM

logo i gobblin' mode @logophobe.bsky.social "Hoisted by my own petard" ❌ old fashioned ❌ what the fuck is a petard ❌ makes you sound like an English major "Blinded by my own stew" βœ… fresh and topical βœ… pleasantly goofy βœ… implies culinary abilities February 10, 2024 at 12:09 PM

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Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

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[Werner Herzog] The diarrhea plane evoked in him a profound sadness. The plane had captured what was once a zone of laughter and transformed it into something dreary, something bleak and joyless. The diarrhea plane had metaphorically hit its target with ferocious precision. And that target was hope

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COLUMBO: So you said there were no Communists at this rally.

ME: Yes, lieutenant. The Republicans lied to you.

COLUMBO: But it says here you spent 50 hours playing something called "Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic?"

ME: That- That doesn't prove anything! I haven't even beat the tutorial!

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Mr President please share this video I made of you swallowing a protestor whole and rubbing your big belly. Don’t ask why you’re an anthropomorphic fox wearing a diaper in the video

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or
was it
🀠disrespectful fucking🀠

18.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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9 years ago
I hope that was a fake grave yard or else that was fucking disrespectful :-/

unknown 9 years ago I hope that was a fake grave yard or else that was fucking disrespectful :-/

17.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICEβ€”getting pepperballed and standing their groundβ€”and thought β€œthat’s awesome. That person is a hero”

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I have an old entry in my dream journal re: one where I was at work and all the library patrons were wearing β€œTim & Eric bowl cut wigs” so I think it’s a thing

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can i get an lol

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David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike.

(via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)

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Brb just writing a screenplay about a struggling inflatable costume factory in a wholesome but dying American small town that unexpectedly helps save democracy, and democracy saves it right back.

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 22

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 22

18.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

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The man loved Cartman, what can I say

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I think Southwest Airlines should revert its website to what they had in 1995

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If my grandpa were alive he’d be turning 100 this year and he’d be this guy

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I’ve never met a jerk who was also a fan of space ghost coast to coast.

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4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says β€œarrest their moms”

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says β€œarrest their moms”

the US government has arrived on bluesky

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Dark ride mashup of Pirates of the Caribbean caricatured uncanny valley human robots and the Frankensteined monstrosities from Herbie Hancock's Rockit. Each successive room is more on fire than the last and the robots are charring and melting and screaming and singing a bespoke song

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Cover of the Carole King β€œFantasy” record album.

Cover of the Carole King β€œFantasy” record album.

There’s been a lot of well-deserved appreciation for Drew Struzan’s iconic theatrical art, but I’d like to also celebrate the art he did for @carolekingofficial.bsky.social’s 1973 album FANTASY. It has such a sublime warmth and personality to it, and it’s the perfect gateway to a great album.

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you can just tell this bird has a banger New Romantic playlist

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Killers would have an easier time on Columbo if they didn't spend the entire time being like "Oh Lieutenant Columbo you small and rumpled rube you do become tiresome, especially when we have the note from her typewriter clearly indicating she knew Dr. McCarmody was going to murder her that night"

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"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist

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