Sandwich “Ham” Frank

Popeye in boxing atire, in a boxing ring, saying "HO-HUM -- I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP LAS' NIGHT ON ACCOUNT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS". He has a big belly, with an arrow pointing to it saying "FULL OF HOT DOGS"

mods asleep post Boxer Popeye Full of Hotdogs

A picture of a girl wearing a pair of long, oversized jeans. The bottom 10-12 inches of the jeans from hem up are soaking wet

The youth are learning the consequences of early 2000’s fashion

Power and audio should be separate, I do not want my phone to have a cloaca

🎶 See the fat kid take his RC Cola into the bounce house
Lid bulging and his hands already sticky as hell 🎶

Band and/or gang idc

Free band name: Bounce House Wasps

Woke up to a bunch of responses taking me to task for disparaging Beavis, and all I can say is, I see you, I hear you, and I will try to learn from my mistakes so I can be better for you.

The human brain was not meant to think about butterfly by crazy town to this level

Pete Buttigieg's latest transphobic shit is bromides: not only is it meaningless nonsense, but its *entire goal* is to get people to shut up about defending trans people. To get people to shut the fuck up about criticizing dems over the issue of whether trans people are humans.

“Visit all your favorite states. Delsware. Manytand. Mississipo. And who can forget sunny West Wigina”

Frying an egg to put on some nachos I got coming from “nacho business llc”

New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines theonion.com/new-dea...

This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 5

Judi Dench as a cat in cats

Chris Cuomo seeing this online and cryptically claiming it’s what Mamdani wants to do to schools

The Karate Adult

future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like

A round cat in a tuxedo standing on its hind legs.

“We will sell no wine before its time.”

Salvatore Sincere (Robin Williams) as he and his students carry Snuffy (Pancake Portobello Johnson), recently martyred for free speech, through the quad. "it was in the crawlspace" - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times "He was their inspiration. Not the teacher. The possum"

Dead Possum Society (1989)

LiarTownUSA’s “Build and Decorate Your Own Gene Hackman Sauna: Installation, Design, and Maintenance of Your Own Celebrity-Themed Home Sauna”

Personally I mostly want to watch malaise-era New York movies when my iron is low, so I probably shouldn’t curate all the films. My menstrual steak hut would look like this but smaller, too small for the 2nd person

All seats are heated. There would be standard restaurant seating but also individual isolation booths because sometimes you don’t wanna see nothing or nobody. There’d be a Jack tap and a curated selection of films to watch inside

I want to found a chain of steakhouses specifically for the menstrual. I actually got refused service in dry Oregon for being a woman at a steakhouse alone, like I’m the only cowpoke who’s ever treated their monthly anemia with STEAK. Boy howdy I’m a goddamn beefseeking missile come my monthlies

The same dem consultants that bought us "nothing will fundamentally change" and "no daylight, kid" and muzzled Walz to a 30 second soundbite in support of trans people and are backing Cuomo and Adams against Mamdani, and supporting Newsom, would *love* to run on bikeshedding and policy wonkey.

homer simpson motioning towards his “time for chili hat”, which is orange and has a clock set to 4 on it

YouTube video by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV) CBS Special - "The Fantastic Funnies" [with Loni Anderson] - WBBM-TV (1980)

Loni Anderson hosting "The Fantastic Funnies." A 1980 tv special on newspaper comic strips. youtu.be/UnZodlc0UyE?...

World chess just placed restrictions on both trans women and trans men The International Chess Federation will stop allowing transgender women to participate in women's tournaments. The group said changing genders has a "significant impact" on a player's status.

All you need to know about transphobes/terfs/gender critical people is that they think trans people have an unfair advantage in chess.

Anakin/Padme meme but as such.

Anakin: Make something, anything. Use art to fight AI!
Padme: And you'll buy what I make? You'll support artists?
Anakin: *stares*
Padme: You will, right?

Out there wearing those fresh Doug Funnies

That the modern manosphere is heavily shaped by now divorced Gen X/Xennial guys angry specifically because it became socially unacceptable to behave how they did in the 90's without consequence should be example enough regarding what the culture was actually like back then.