Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein

[Werner Herzog] The diarrhea plane evoked in him a profound sadness. The plane had captured what was once a zone of laughter and transformed it into something dreary, something bleak and joyless. The diarrhea plane had metaphorically hit its target with ferocious precision. And that target was hope

COLUMBO: So you said there were no Communists at this rally.

ME: Yes, lieutenant. The Republicans lied to you.

COLUMBO: But it says here you spent 50 hours playing something called "Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic?"

ME: That- That doesn't prove anything! I haven't even beat the tutorial!

Mr President please share this video I made of you swallowing a protestor whole and rubbing your big belly. Don’t ask why you’re an anthropomorphic fox wearing a diaper in the video

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🤠disrespectful fucking🤠

unknown 9 years ago I hope that was a fake grave yard or else that was fucking disrespectful :-/

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

I have an old entry in my dream journal re: one where I was at work and all the library patrons were wearing “Tim & Eric bowl cut wigs” so I think it’s a thing

can i get an lol

David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike.

(via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)

Brb just writing a screenplay about a struggling inflatable costume factory in a wholesome but dying American small town that unexpectedly helps save democracy, and democracy saves it right back.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 22

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

The man loved Cartman, what can I say

I think Southwest Airlines should revert its website to what they had in 1995

If my grandpa were alive he’d be turning 100 this year and he’d be this guy

I’ve never met a jerk who was also a fan of space ghost coast to coast.

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

the US government has arrived on bluesky

Dark ride mashup of Pirates of the Caribbean caricatured uncanny valley human robots and the Frankensteined monstrosities from Herbie Hancock's Rockit. Each successive room is more on fire than the last and the robots are charring and melting and screaming and singing a bespoke song

Cover of the Carole King “Fantasy” record album.

There’s been a lot of well-deserved appreciation for Drew Struzan’s iconic theatrical art, but I’d like to also celebrate the art he did for @carolekingofficial.bsky.social’s 1973 album FANTASY. It has such a sublime warmth and personality to it, and it’s the perfect gateway to a great album.

you can just tell this bird has a banger New Romantic playlist

Killers would have an easier time on Columbo if they didn't spend the entire time being like "Oh Lieutenant Columbo you small and rumpled rube you do become tiresome, especially when we have the note from her typewriter clearly indicating she knew Dr. McCarmody was going to murder her that night"

"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist

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YouTube video by Warren Tesoro Love is Strange- Mickey & Sylvia - The real thing

Sylvia goes all the way back to 1956, when she and her guitar teacher formed a guitar duo in the mold of Les Paul & Mary Ford. There oughta be a biopic, that's a looooooong cultural reach through a lot of genres around the world

YouTube video by Billscustomsounds William Merz Sylvia Pillow Talk (Long Version) (HQ Stereo) (1973)

And I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that Shame Shame Shame was written by Sylvia Robinson, founder of Sugar Hill Records and an excellent performer in her own right, and also one of the best accessorizers who ever was. Slouch hats matched perfectly to earrings to necklace to bolero, all sparkly

YouTube video by SinittaVEVO Sinitta - Shame, Shame, Shame (Video)

As does this version! I was there, can confirm.

YouTube video by gaffeTV Izabella Scorupco - Shame Shame Shame (Official Video)

Production designers take note: this version sounds and looks like 1992 /precisely/.

YouTube video by 100% Chanson Française Henri Salvador - J'aime tes g'noux - Shame, Shame, Shame (Audio officiel)

The horny Yankocized French version of Shamex3 beat most of the covers to record store shelves. J'aime tes g'noux = "I like your knees"