This will always be my favorite Achewood storyline because all of Rayβs decoy cases are plausible public library nonfiction DVDs from 1999 achewood.com/2007/03/22/t...
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This will always be my favorite Achewood storyline because all of Rayβs decoy cases are plausible public library nonfiction DVDs from 1999 achewood.com/2007/03/22/t...
19.10.2025 19:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*stares balefully at the Gladiator DVD* in my day a movie was when Harold Lloyd built his own banister and saved
19.10.2025 19:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My childhood library only carried silent movies and extremely niche DIY VHSes, and when they changed that policy I'm sure there was at least one librarian who was like "man I hate these fuckin talkies where they don't even taxidermize a raccoon"
19.10.2025 19:35 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Biffo's Shed dir. Tobe Hooper
19.10.2025 19:11 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0logo i gobblin' mode @logophobe.bsky.social "Hoisted by my own petard" β old fashioned β what the fuck is a petard β makes you sound like an English major "Blinded by my own stew" β fresh and topical β pleasantly goofy β implies culinary abilities February 10, 2024 at 12:09 PM
19.10.2025 13:39 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Thicc crocodile ππ
19.10.2025 17:46 β π 5260 π 1441 π¬ 62 π 17[Werner Herzog] The diarrhea plane evoked in him a profound sadness. The plane had captured what was once a zone of laughter and transformed it into something dreary, something bleak and joyless. The diarrhea plane had metaphorically hit its target with ferocious precision. And that target was hope
19.10.2025 05:37 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0COLUMBO: So you said there were no Communists at this rally.
ME: Yes, lieutenant. The Republicans lied to you.
COLUMBO: But it says here you spent 50 hours playing something called "Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic?"
ME: That- That doesn't prove anything! I haven't even beat the tutorial!
Mr President please share this video I made of you swallowing a protestor whole and rubbing your big belly. Donβt ask why youβre an anthropomorphic fox wearing a diaper in the video
19.10.2025 02:21 β π 448 π 34 π¬ 1 π 1or
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unknown 9 years ago I hope that was a fake grave yard or else that was fucking disrespectful :-/
17.10.2025 03:48 β π 64 π 12 π¬ 1 π 1Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICEβgetting pepperballed and standing their groundβand thought βthatβs awesome. That person is a heroβ
18.10.2025 22:19 β π 13487 π 3004 π¬ 0 π 0I have an old entry in my dream journal re: one where I was at work and all the library patrons were wearing βTim & Eric bowl cut wigsβ so I think itβs a thing
18.10.2025 20:18 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can i get an lol
18.10.2025 19:54 β π 3911 π 398 π¬ 173 π 15David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike.
(via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)
Brb just writing a screenplay about a struggling inflatable costume factory in a wholesome but dying American small town that unexpectedly helps save democracy, and democracy saves it right back.
18.10.2025 18:28 β π 3503 π 656 π¬ 78 π 37Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 22
18.10.2025 19:49 β π 62 π 23 π¬ 0 π 1bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro
18.10.2025 18:25 β π 2519 π 349 π¬ 20 π 12The man loved Cartman, what can I say
18.10.2025 19:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think Southwest Airlines should revert its website to what they had in 1995
17.10.2025 13:07 β π 599 π 94 π¬ 11 π 9If my grandpa were alive heβd be turning 100 this year and heβd be this guy
18.10.2025 19:16 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve never met a jerk who was also a fan of space ghost coast to coast.
18.10.2025 19:06 β π 111 π 11 π¬ 6 π 24 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says βarrest their momsβ
the US government has arrived on bluesky
18.10.2025 10:00 β π 19581 π 4862 π¬ 201 π 87Dark ride mashup of Pirates of the Caribbean caricatured uncanny valley human robots and the Frankensteined monstrosities from Herbie Hancock's Rockit. Each successive room is more on fire than the last and the robots are charring and melting and screaming and singing a bespoke song
18.10.2025 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cover of the Carole King βFantasyβ record album.
Thereβs been a lot of well-deserved appreciation for Drew Struzanβs iconic theatrical art, but Iβd like to also celebrate the art he did for @carolekingofficial.bsky.socialβs 1973 album FANTASY. It has such a sublime warmth and personality to it, and itβs the perfect gateway to a great album.
18.10.2025 04:00 β π 75 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0you can just tell this bird has a banger New Romantic playlist
18.10.2025 07:21 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Killers would have an easier time on Columbo if they didn't spend the entire time being like "Oh Lieutenant Columbo you small and rumpled rube you do become tiresome, especially when we have the note from her typewriter clearly indicating she knew Dr. McCarmody was going to murder her that night"
18.10.2025 05:19 β π 198 π 23 π¬ 9 π 0"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."
-first taxidermist