Sam 😶‍🌫️ (Shiny and Chrome)

I wanna be more active here but ngl this place kinda feels like Tentacle Acres

Crop circles are one of my favorite all time phenomena. Like...some teenagers cut a few circles in a field and when people saw it they were like "no HUMAN could have produced this! It is nearly a perfect circle, it must have come from.......SPACE!!!"

having lived as all three, i can say that the gap between 'cis male' and 'non-transitioning nonbinary' is much smaller than the gap between 'non-transitioning nonbinary' and 'transitioning trans woman'

It smacks of someone who sneered at homestuck or whatever but cast a lingering gaze at the size and energy of the community, then was registering for bronycon a few years later

those alt gov accounts feel like it's mostly people who watched qanon happen and their main takeaway was "it was bad but I mean it DID look pretty fun, you know?"

when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

And because they couldn't just hate black people for being black. Or neurodivergent women for seeming "crazy and irrational" to them.

A lot of this is in fact backlash to people getting more rights and freedoms, with mean they don't have to travel for protections. Or for independence.

Sisyphus Finds Happiness A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Sisyphus Finds Happiness
existentialcomics.com/comic/607

A lot of people out here LARPing as “empaths” instead of doing the hard work of actually practicing empathy

And you can tell the LARPers from the actual empathy practicers by who they are wiling to extend that empathy to

Unless somebody is speaking to you, there is absolutely no reason that they should have to speak a language you understand.

Working at a comic shop in high school a coworker and I sold an avengers comic to Gerard Way

It was thro the shops eBay page so it was all online, we exchanged messages for business purposes and then, becuase we asked, he confirmed yes, he’s THAT Gerard Way

Baby this town rips the bones from your back
It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we’re young
Cus baby tramps like us,
Baby we were born to run

Each of us has our own little cop that lives inside our heads

We must kill him

Synesthesia is crazy cus sometimes it’s powerful almost cinematic imagery, sometimes it’s really cool abstract shapes and colors

Then other times it’s just straight up guitar hero gameplay

Stewart and Colbert did a lot of damaged, convinced the most insufferable folks you know that actually, condescendingly mocking republicans is the most effective praxis

How old were you when you realized authority figures don’t have your best interests in mind?

Do it do it do it I need to see your take on that dumpster fire of a shared universe

i should re-watch the dceu movies now that there is some distance and some perspective on how trivial it all was in the long run. and eat snacks that are related to the movie i'm watching. and make a video about it...

used to be annoyed by those "release the snyder cut!" guys, but in 2025, who cares? release the ayer cut, too. release the schumacher thing. release every dumbass cut of every dumbass movie before the world ends. cats with assholes? let's go.

“Can I offer you a (contextually useless object) for these trying times?”

“Well first off (unhinged comment) so jot that down”

“Can we talk about ____? Please I been DYING to talk about ___!”

god himself understands that adult converts to catholicism are deeply evil individuals

dawkins is very annoying to read because he will just state "all biologists classify things according to this universal standard" or similar & if you don't know any better you might assume that is true, until you search for it, & find biologists more qualified than he is replying "no we don't"

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

I’d love to give you both of these

Oh I thought author avatars as a general thing in fiction

Luke Skywalker?

you fumble 100% of the bad bitches you never ask out. you also fumble 100% of the bad bitches you do ask out, because there's something wrong with you and they can tell.