No game since has been truly hobby-grade

When the community theater has the cast in the lobby afterwards

everyone complains that there's no more good jobs, but you can go on polymarket to put your life savings on the male from Wyoming to win the first ever Hunger Games and be set for life

It’s impressive, his ability to say the dumbest shit in any scenario.

Whenever I post, it’s cause I think it’ll do numbers

I hereby sentence you to male Instacart shopper

I started reading Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian and the first thought I had was, ‘Nothing to mark dialogue, just like Sally Rooney’. I’m pretty sure I’m the first to connect the two authors.

I’ll be seated if you do. 💛

I’m NOT a ‘midwit’ okay?!?! I read chapter books like a big boy.

Me, a theater expert: “The show was supposed to stop its called an intermission”

4 years ago, I could’ve stopped it.