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Sleepy neuroscientist and internet ghost.

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07.12.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the feeling is universal.

the feeling is universal.

07.12.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

canโ€™t sleep; donโ€™t drink. itโ€™s bad.

07.12.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
and that is probably whyyyyy;
Iโ€™ll never have a wiiiife!

and that is probably whyyyyy; Iโ€™ll never have a wiiiife!

thanks, Iโ€™ll consider this.

07.12.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heโ€™s say โ€œyouโ€™re so full of energy!โ€ and then drive off to pick someone up who has to go to the Pizza Hut.

07.12.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

home now, time to sleep, appreciate you all.

07.12.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A monthโ€™s.

07.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like you were pretty normal.

07.12.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gotta say though, walking the 5 miles home with a belly full of bread and wine and maybe some fish feels suboptimal.

07.12.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man this walk home is taking forever. miss driving but at least Iโ€™ve been walking a fuckton.

love you guys. sans the weirdos. maybe even the weirdos.

07.12.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a fuck up Iโ€™m sorry.

06.12.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

need dollars.

06.12.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello, I went out with colleagues and am very slightly drunk.

but also found out my drivers license expired and have no idea how Iโ€™ll get back to Jersey for Christmas.

uh.

ok thatโ€™s it thanks!

06.12.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gives you sympathy for schizophrenics, sometimes little synchronicities like that really do feel uniquely targeted.

06.12.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got stuck awake at 6am after some nightmares, ate half a bag of tortilla chips and an Ativan, pray for my guts (and continued sleep).

06.12.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Party Rock Anthem for Kids!
YouTube video by MonotoneTim Party Rock Anthem for Kids!

youtu.be/BZN5DHQsL1I?...

06.12.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what

05.12.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I think thereโ€™s 9 in total, tree never made me edible fruit before so Iโ€™m psyched.

I think thereโ€™s 9 in total, tree never made me edible fruit before so Iโ€™m psyched.

look at this photograph (of all the ponkan mandarins Iโ€™m growing in my apartment).

05.12.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ice Cube - it wasn't a good day (Full Version)
YouTube video by Luis Whiley Ice Cube - it wasn't a good day (Full Version)

@jeffgerstmann.com in case youโ€™re ever looking for more music for Trackmaniaโ€ฆ youtu.be/bX2lk4q3OzY?...

05.12.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an infinite amount if I get my sword stolen first.

05.12.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope these meatballs let you truly Master the Moment (tm).

05.12.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
also a pleasant summer salt song, but I suppose they all are.

also a pleasant summer salt song, but I suppose they all are.

also the supermoon was out, although not super easy to photograph in the dark on my phone, gives me a good excuse to say the word โ€œsupermoon,โ€ which is a cool word.

05.12.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but instead of it being 91 degrees it was 19.

05.12.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
froze my butt off too.

froze my butt off too.

went to the Boston Common to watch the Christmas tree explode.

05.12.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cool, Iโ€™llโ€” oh.

04.12.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks, you too (+\- 365 days).

04.12.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pardon the frizz, itโ€™s a never ending battle.

pardon the frizz, itโ€™s a never ending battle.

lab coatโ€™s gotta be one of the better bits of clothing.

04.12.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the name makes it sound like itโ€™s for soothing babies in an elevator.

04.12.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yet another unrealistic body standard for women, etc.

04.12.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got my thyroid med dose doubled, hope itโ€™ll do all the cool things (feel less cold, burn more calories, shed less hair) and not all the uncool things (sweat through your clothes, make your heart explode).

04.12.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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