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A black cat lays in a round cat bed, using a catnip pickle as a pillow

A black cat lays in a round cat bed, using a catnip pickle as a pillow

16.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is actually bigoted to look at food from another culture and go β€œis that food,” hope this helps

15.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The birds are absolutely going off this morning and the cats are enraptured. By which I mean sleeping through it

10.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Still image from the Super Bowl halftime show of Bad Bunny looking serious, talking directly to the camera, pointing at us.

Still image from the Super Bowl halftime show of Bad Bunny looking serious, talking directly to the camera, pointing at us.

β€œIf I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” β€”Bad Bunny

09.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8201    πŸ” 1378    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 50

Gotta scam the dogs into doing some sports betting, ideally parlays

09.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of Ohioans show support for Haitians, federal judge blocks TPS ending for Haitians β€’ Ohio Capital Journal Hundreds of Ohioans gatheredΒ at a church in Springfield on Monday to show support for the Haitian community in Springfield.

Hundreds of Ohioans at a church in Springfield on Monday morning called for an extension of Temporary Protected Status for Haitians, and later that day, a U.S. District Court judge blocked the Trump administration’s attempt to end that status nationwide.

03.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16248    πŸ” 20400    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 348

Suzie Wong’s. Family-owned, some of the best tofu I’ve ever eaten. Also an amazing bibimbap that was the first I ever had. Staff was so kind and it was just blocks from my SO’s apartment. We used to walk there all the time. I think of it often!

19.01.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s so fun!! I liked it slightly better than the previous one

17.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Medicaid provides healthcare coverage for about 26% (3 million) of Ohioans, including children, pregnant women, older adults, people with disabilities and adults with low incomes."

www.healthpolicyohio.org/our-work/pub...

17.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.

16.01.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2247    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 26

If anyone happens to know of similar training available in Ohio, I’d be v interested!

16.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œI think we’ve finally saved up enough to buy a house :)”
President fuckass: im gonna start 5 wars and tank da fed

12.01.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sepia, but peepee-a

07.01.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same for sudoku!

06.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.

05.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12255    πŸ” 3406    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 144

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

01.01.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6439    πŸ” 746    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 48

Yeah, bought a new car in March for the first time and the financing guy actively got mad at me because I fought him on the add-ons. Like went from super chummy to really nasty immediately. It was jarring

29.12.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole time from the solstice to New Years should be a 1.5 week festival. Also the Super Bowl and Valentine’s should form a festival week. What I’m saying is I need a full week+ off work every two months

27.12.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He did nothing wrong

19.12.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the person whose opinions on feminism I want to hear

19.12.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t sure exactly what I’d find when I opened it, but it was perfect

16.12.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have tickets for next year in Columbus and we’re so excited!

15.12.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This must be why he thinks people raised in the 2010s had parents who could β€œsupport their families” by painting houses

15.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

14.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2262    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 73

Don’t tell the tvtoohigh subreddit about this

13.12.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that they decided not a single one of these weird, boring guests was worth featuring lmao. Also the columns don’t seem to be lined up quite evenly but also don’t seem intentionally set off

12.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my loved one turned me into AI after my death, I would crawl out of a well and haunt them until they go insane

11.12.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

If I were super rich, I’d be getting 12 hours of sleep a night and hire a therapist for my cats

05.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No kings but Wenceslas

02.12.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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