@alliegator97.bsky.social
dumbest smart person youβll ever meet
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bruh i fumbled the bag today. u killed it!
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this is literally me btw. when ur being mean to me on here this is who ur being mean to
30.03.2025 06:44 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0nah molly isnβt a hard drug. molly is a girlβs name so itβs definitely a soft, weak drug
01.04.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wait. this is the reason? babeβ¦
01.04.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it sucks not being able have my own place, but unlike all the whining liberals i can admit when something is partially on me. 2008 was a golden opportunity for first time homeowners and i, stupidly, missed my shot. being a fourth grader was no excuse
26.03.2025 04:27 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0being an aunt is my favorite thing in the world
29.03.2025 03:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0 no because why are middle schoolers so funny?
this kid was βmadβ at a girl talking to him so he pulled a tv remote out of his pocket and pointed it at her and said βiβm turning you offβ.
I know dreams can be pretty weird in general, but there is nothing like dreaming when youβre sick.
Because tell me why tf I dreamt that Skylar was shooting protestors in the streets to make money for our honeymoon? π
Iβm sad and I want to talk to my brother but heβs asleep π
21.01.2025 04:07 β π 17810 π 150 π¬ 453 π 40a student told me i looked like strawberry shortcake today and i think thatβs the best compliment iβve ever received
16.01.2025 00:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mentioned my student debt and my wife says "you ever wish you didn't marry for love?"
HUH
not to be dramatic or anything but i would literally die for my cats
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