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Robert Helfst is too tired for this shit

@roberthelfst.bsky.social

Cosmic horror enthusiast. FCQ editor. Words in Gamut, Chthonic Matter Quarterly, Twin Pies Literary, & more. https://linktr.ee/roberthelfst

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Very stoked for this one!

07.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you think the Basic Income for Artists in Ireland being made permanent is a good thing, wait until you learn about the income tax breaks for artists earning up to €50k p/a πŸ’ƒπŸ’«

07.10.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

And I just… we could do this. We could afford to do this, as a country. There is no good fucking reason why we cannot do this. We simply choose not to because we believe that Jesus loves billionaires more than loser slothful creative people

07.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Jason Mendoza would LOVE Trevor Lawrence.

07.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you go through Lafayette, IN Second Flight and Main Street Books are both great!

06.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taylor swift is the mr beast of music

05.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œI’m not doing spooky season this year life is spooky enough” SHUT UP

05.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Crying while my kids watch HOMEWARD BOUND, if you want to know how my mental state is these days.

04.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a huge cereal fan and the costs of EVERYTHING are out of control.

04.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pet Semetary all the way!

04.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If It Makes You Happy

04.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The curse/blessing Venn diagram is a circle.

04.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Overcome with a terrible melancholy that will just not let go.

03.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

….the eating clean starts tomorrow.

01.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eating clean and taking care of myself because I REALLY don’t want to get space dementia.

01.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Republicans run the entire government but can't keep it open"

That's it. That's the whole story.

30.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4667    πŸ” 1549    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 35
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a green toy dinosaur is standing on a wooden floor next to a potato head . ALT: a green toy dinosaur is standing on a wooden floor next to a potato head .

Waiting for a submission response when I see bold popping up all over the Submission-Grinder from @diabolicalplots.com has me like:

30.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin yikes, man

30.09.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3033    πŸ” 688    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 240

Watching/listening to One Punch Man on a loop so I never have to feel anything other than awesome.

30.09.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is absolute rockstar status.

29.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t a huge fan of My Chemical Romance as a teenager, but I wish I had been. I wish I’d had the music to help me get in touch with my anger and sorrow, really at any point sooner in my life.

Their show in Chicago was fucking amazing. Feels like my brain got rewired in a really good way.

03.09.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On a blurred background is a drawing of a girl and an old yew tree, nearly connected by an underground network. A quote is below it, reading: "Regardless of where God is or what he likes, I feel alone, my dress scratching the mushroom gill breathing from in my armpits and elbows and behind my knees, and I am praying to anyone who will listen that they do not bring us to a doctor who will destroy me, and I will never go home." From" Westward I Reach" by Jennifer Jeanne McArdle in Baubles From Bones Issue 6.

On a blurred background is a drawing of a girl and an old yew tree, nearly connected by an underground network. A quote is below it, reading: "Regardless of where God is or what he likes, I feel alone, my dress scratching the mushroom gill breathing from in my armpits and elbows and behind my knees, and I am praying to anyone who will listen that they do not bring us to a doctor who will destroy me, and I will never go home." From" Westward I Reach" by Jennifer Jeanne McArdle in Baubles From Bones Issue 6.

✨Story Spotlight Issue 6✨

Blight sends a young Irish girl to a colonial English school where an ancient tree teaches her that fungal networks run deeper than human-drawn borders.

You can read β€œWestward I Reach” by @mcardlejeanne.bsky.social in Baubles from Bones Issue 6, coming August 27th!! πŸͺπŸ“šπŸ’€

19.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

@augursociety.bsky.social if an author submits 2 stories to augur during an open call but has to withdraw one, can said author submit another story or is the cap 2 submissions total regardless of withdrawal?

19.08.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm behind on stuff for @fraidycatpress.bsky.social and for that I'm very sorry. Had some health issues recently and lost my grandfather last week. Promise I'll get back to everyone with responses, contracts, and everything else I owe you all as soon as I can!

10.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

31.07.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2575    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 56

Hindsight being 20/20, I think we can all agree that Mad Stan was the true hero of Batman Beyond.

01.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did everyone decide that a coffee shop was the place to be loud? Nowhere is cozy or quiet anymore.

23.07.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This campaign needs you now Halt the Proposed Data Center Land Development in Franklin Township

Help us push out a proposed data center in Franklin Township! These facilities are environmentally and economically harmful and take far more than they give to the community. Sign and share please!

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#petition #environmental #datacenter #indiana

22.07.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stoked to dig into FEEDING THE WHEEL by @michaelboulerice.bsky.social , out today! Happy pub day, dude!

#indiehorror #newfiction #novella #smallpress #cosmichorror #horrorlit

22.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My giant puppy Chad posing with a stack of copies of FEEDING THE WHEEL because he knows every copy sold means more money in the kibble fund

My giant puppy Chad posing with a stack of copies of FEEDING THE WHEEL because he knows every copy sold means more money in the kibble fund

Pub day is here! My debut cosmic horror novella FEEDING THE WHEEL is officially out on store shelves and digital marketplaces all over the world. Instead of droning on about how proud I am of this work and how fulfilled I feel as a writer, I'd like to take a sec to thank everybody who made this real

22.07.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

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