Filip

Okay, you go first

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Can I make it anymore obvious?

Wouldn't it be funny if Starmer replaces McSweeny with ChatGPT

Ah I see today is one of the big days in politics

The purpose is to set the cat among the pigeons, Roxy

The Night Manager: because Tom Hiddleston won't be in the James Bond age bracket forever

Can we get past the force-feeding and bubble stages of AI already? Some products have their uses, some teams should be arrested, whatever, let's get back to solving actual problems

If the US invades Greenland, the EU should force ASML to sell EUV lithography machines to China

Correct

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

As a chemistry personage, how annoying was that design? I think I saw caffeine in there but some bits looked wrong

Yeah I'm sorry but if your kidnapper is having a seizure that's their problem

Eh the Guardian has had its fair share of bewilderingly mild headlines about other things, but I guess it's easier to be objective and direct when it's not your home turf

It certainly is a time to be employed by a US-based company

Say what you will about the waifu tube, I wouldn't mind a weird cylinder display. I'd make a Tetris arcade cabinet out of two of them.

www.engadget.com/gaming/pc/ra...

By all means, hold model sharing sites responsible for keeping this shit from wide circulation, but dragging hardware vendors into this is just not feasible

New York State is suggesting that 3D printer manufacturers must prevent the printing of guns and like... How? Even if you somehow make a slicer that refuses to slice gun stuff, someone else will come out with another slicer that doesn't

@ Micron/Samsung/SK Hynix

What's the process for making a complaint to the CMA? Surely the DRAM situation warrants an investigation into whether consumers are being taken advantage of

Letters of marque from the King not good enough these days?

This is the only Jonathan Ross, accept no imitations

What did he do?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Hi folks. Whatever it is you were holding back from asking for, whatever you thought you didn't have the resources to pursue, whatever art you thought you needed permission to make -- just go for it. Go do your big project. You might as fucking well do it.

The Vienna concert is great but where are the horses

What was your biggest impact on the internet?

Mine, I fear, is this:

I understand that Petroc Trelawney, the commentator, is very insistent on being referred to as Cornish

Hello 2026, and let me start the year with this:

You can't spell Lewis Hamilton without Lewisham

(L)Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul during their heavyweight bout at the Kaseya Center, Miami, Florida. Friday Dec. 19, 2026 and (R)Andrew Tate during the main event of Misfits Boxing 23 on Dec. 20, 2025 Both got their "alpha male" asses whipped.

Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!

what lurks in the shadows

Appropriately for a beer app, untappd is drunk