papa

ending of one battle after another

bob get iphone

thrashing my head to fix my bangs

hater, reporting for duty 🫡

looking forward to hurting my mouth on bugles again 😋

fucking up my whole mouth on bugles again :) i am in immense pain :)

im getting better at shutting the fuck up

that’s absolutely RANCID 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

disagreed with the first sentence of a book so i closed it

disabled people are a constant reminder of the inevitable and people hate inevitability :/

for a second there i thought i needed to get a butter yellow dress but i literally already have a butter yellow dress

wretched theme song for a wretched show (the valley)

just saw a photo my bf was tagged in and said out loud to myself, "that's my big guy" ???????????

didnt brush my hair today because i? thought? i’d? look? like? keira? knightly ??

why did this make me cry. answer me

bro i’m starting to not like this prison of my own making

just remembered "mama let's research!" hahahah

have started saying "living large or largely living?? ?" to people and no one knows what to say

shoutout pizookie, i cannot RESIST a pizookie

nothing quite as gorgeous as a pill in the moonlight

doug napkins

i like the name doug napkins

when no one got me………………………..my long chin hair got me 🫶

medieval torture stretcher sound kinda good right now

who will win: go piss girl or mr. ttriangle shoulders?? find out next week on CELEB COURT

tjinking about putting on a play for the cats whose window faces my apartment