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Watching Democrats turn into the same kind of cringey, paranoid xenophobes we used to all make fun of Republicans for being has been a wild ride. Just replace the word "Islam" from early 2000's neocon rhetoric with "Russia" and you've got modern Dems.

Joe Rogan is short.

Amen.

Tyler the Creator just walked into Pine State Biscuit in Portland, thinking it'd be full of white, IPA sipping hipsters who listen to indie-folk, and wouldn't recognize him. Poor guy. Hope his breakfast was good.

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Pretty sure I just watched The Mars Volta channel the ghost of David Lynch live on stage.

Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing

Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank

Based

All billionaires are evil. You can't hoard that kind of wealth and not be.

Oh look, shallow drivel from an out of touch wealth hoarder who thinks he's a genius.

Straight up looks like a Mad Max character's name

Oh great. That just means we're gonna be flooded with BlueAnon dipshits.

Are libs still on this paranoid, xenophobic shit where they blame Russia for the failures of the Democrats? How pathetic. Y'all have become what we all used to make fun of back when conservative talk radio was starting to turn boomer brains to mush.

Don't forget "Liz Cheney likes me."

pRiViLeGe ChEcK.

2017 called. They want their thought terminating cliche back.

If Republicans showed up to vote, it means he ran a good campaign, by definition. A good campaign is one that draws support. It's kind of shocking how many libs don't seem to understand something so incredibly basic.

Wrong. I voted for Kamala, but the blame lies entirely with the democrats for making themselves unpalatable. They were complicit in a genocide, full stop. How could they not know that would alienate voters? This is 100% on them.

I'm a communist, and I'm a bit baffled that some of my fellow communists still use the hammer and sickle as a symbol for communism. I thought he conversation about the multiple reasons why we should NOT use that symbol was settled like a decade ago. Ask me if you don't know.

Just block people like this. No point wasting energy arguing with them.

Socialist

Why do they call themselves ICE if they're on fire? Idiots.

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Of course they won't

I guarantee they won't do it.

I'll be chopping fools up day one.

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

This kind of bullshit is exactly why nobody should listen to billionaires. Truly asinine.

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They're accelerationists. They wanted this.

I’m talking THOUSANDS of comments of people saying if they don’t have their meds, they are going for HIM specifically first. Thats the kind o heat that should be put on every single one of these pieces of shit