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@dirknobody.bsky.social

Retired ISO auditor. Currently watching TV and writing poetry between keeping my wife happy.

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Thatโ€™s surreal ๐Ÿคฏ

08.10.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Suprise!

08.10.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™ll be fine ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't look up!

08.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art mugging?

08.10.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A prayer for the living ๐Ÿ™

08.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art history.

08.10.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy moly ๐Ÿ˜ณ Guernica ๐Ÿ‘Œ

08.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

08.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the world was saved by tick tack toe ๐Ÿคฏ

08.10.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was told by my boss when complaining about my low wage
Well โ€ฆ no asked you to get married and have children
I was forced to get a second job and work 7 days a week for more than 10 years

08.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or was it that film where he puts on that nazi stage production written by a lunatic ๐Ÿ‘Œ

08.10.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I remember ๐Ÿ™„ itโ€™s that film with the AI robot that makes friends with the hot girl ๐Ÿ‘

08.10.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that the film with Ferris Bueller ๐Ÿค”

08.10.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Leader is off his trolly ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.10.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My hero Greta ๐Ÿฅฐ led a small flotilla of yachts to confront Netanyahu about the genocide in Gaza
Imagine now if all those flag waving keyboard warriors that have protested in the streets across the world had joined my hero ๐Ÿค”
That might impress me more ๐Ÿ™

08.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

08.10.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hating from beyond the grave ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ jane goodall was a real one ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

08.10.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

๐Ÿ™„

08.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Picard #WillRiker #Data #Troi #Worf #WesleyCrusher #Crusher #TheBridge #StarTrek #TNG #STTNG #WarGamesMovie #MatthewBroderick #USSEnterprise #NCC1701D #TheFederation #Starfleet #ParamountPlus #StarTrekMeme #TrekTalk #GeekTalk #TheGeekShallInheritTheEarth #Humor

08.10.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says never heard of it ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says never heard of it
08.10.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez

07.10.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17354    ๐Ÿ” 5356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 446    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192
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Well ๐Ÿค” itโ€™s hump day ๐Ÿ˜ณ

08.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does anyone else feel the need to exit this holodeck program? The USA 2025 program is the worst!!!

#WednesdaySelfie #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay #HumpDayCamel #HumpTheOneYouLove #HumptyDance #WrapThatBeforeYouTapThat

08.10.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Things That Go Bump In The Night exhibition - Professional Cartoonists Organisation Intro by Sarah Boyce: Have you noticed itโ€™s getting darker in the evenings and things are getting spookier? The owl hooting a bit too loudly, the werewolf howling far off in the distance, the gate wei...

Spooky goings on at #WestminsterReferenceLibray you can now book free talk and workshop by the hauntingly good
@goddardcartoons.bsky.social
& #TheSurrealMcCoy
More info on: procartoonists.org/things-that-...

๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ #Halloween2025 #cartoons

08.10.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Tacobonespurtrumpitus more likely ๐Ÿ™„

08.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here comes Chris ๐Ÿ˜ณ heโ€™s in for a shock today ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.10.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A6 Sketch book. CPFC v LFC

05.10.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s what great holiday memories are made of ๐Ÿ‘Œ

08.10.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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