Admiral Leviathan

oh shit they meant like serious actual snow

go on Admiral, do it. preorder yet another forza game. receive your fell for it again award. keep falling for it. no one will be surprised

my new year's resolution was to finish building my stash of pandemic-era model kits but I've already changed plans; instead I'll simply ruin these kits with new and exciting combinations of deeply incompatible paints, clear coats and weathering products

youtube poop christmas

the holiday

unironically looking forward to some christmasslop socks this year

ace combat 8 real

good

entering my new arc where I refer to things as "delicious and snackable" despite severe protests from my friends and family

(Bad to the Bone opening riff echoes mournfully in the distance)

okay three weeks later I regret being charitable to this game, it's demoralizing to play and even just logging in feels like being part of an unethical social experiment

BF6 would be a superior game if 2/3rds of the way through a match it abruptly became a train simulator for nearly no payoff

oh? you wanna be mr. battlefield 6 Tank expert? well everytime you kill me I drop another 3 landmines so if you intend on driving that tank out of your base this round then you better buckle up pal!!!!

battlefield 6 fucking sucks. however, battlefield 6 fucking rules

having an "unfunctional project"-type evening

I know this might be a controversial take right now with everything going on, sorry but I'm just gonna say it, but I firmly believe Cyberpunk 2077 would be a superior game if 2/3rds of the way through it abruptly became an anime rhythm game for nearly no payoff

my birthday. . .

. . . jebus christ

Comic. [long message with unreadable text that includes lots of punctuation marks like semi colons and em dashes as well as citations.] Highlighted line at the bottom zoomed in reads: Not ChatGPT output—I’m just like this. [caption] I’ve had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages.

Disclaimer

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not preordering battlefield 6 unless I can drunk drive my 60 foot yacht into an aircraft carrier

the time of nazi zombies has passed

the world must now embrace bundeswehr zombies

thank god, if I go outside today I can finally get vaporized

tonight is going to require the BIG advils

oh yeah, just got done with a stressful art project, now it's time to put my feet up and stress out about my next stressful art project

tonight is going to require the BIG advils

thinking about repeatedly rewatching that part in star wars where they massacre an entire planet, just to calm down a little

oh you want my opinion on games summer fest? well I spent all week playing a star wars RPG from 2003 so I'm almost certainly the wrong person to ask

listen grandpa I'd hate to break it to you but CoD4 was almost 20 years ago

blasting a 60,000 lumen spotlight into the (almost certainly haunted) woods behind my house just to remind the ghosts who's boss

absolute tragedy tonight in brooklyn. stuff of nightmares.

may the firth of forth be with you

fuck marathon

when do we go back for Dustin Echoes