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thank god they got Killers of the Flower Moon on physical media even if I miss the days when an important movie could be distributed by a company other than Criterion or Kino Lorber

Just saw otherwise completely nice seeming guy I follow describe this game as “Just saw my team lose the Super Bowl for a fifth time in my lifetime” which is an absolutely incredible way to describe the New England fucking Patriots lmao

English to mandarin translation of “ Hello I am fleeing the patriots’ century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy dunkaccino”

imagine how much people would have liked The Walkmen if they had recorded TWO songs as good as "The Rat"

there's a reason Vinatieri's kick in the game in the snow is the big moment any casual fan remembers. the rest of it is German artillery destroying Tommies at Passchendaele

I gotta tell you, you have no excuse to be a doomer if the National Football League believes we will win

at least if the Pats played majestic, electric football that was never the same thing twice, there'd be that. but it wasn't that 15 years ago and it's not that now

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

good movie, but a little cold. Fassbender and Blanchett were one step ahead of everyone the whole time, so why was there a movie? I love Pierce Brosnan's stunt casting as a Le Carré-style office politician. the young co-stars are good

Steven Soderbergh … David Holmes … every millennial yearns to return to Ocean's Eleven. it's Black Bag time

sometimes you have a thought that you might want to share with friends online, but is a bit risqué. when that happens, just remember to sing "keep it to yourself" to the tune of "Little Red Corvette"

White car with sticker of Calvin's dad peeing on "technology." Other sticker says born to heaven / forced to world

Oh it got above freezing the other day so I went to the car wash and then finally installed this masterpiece by @bbburgerrr.bsky.social ! My other sticker is from @liftsofillinois.bsky.social 👼

I'm still watching tons of TV, if you just swap out TV for Computer

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you can't be the editor of a leading liberal magazine unless you think you have to balance out Chotiner ownage and exposés of the concentration-camp system with 9000 Fell For It Again Awards

so this is all you have left in the tank after letting the real talent go, huh

sometimes you go through the album tracks and you're like "Rambozo the Clown doesn't work as wordplay, but kids' movies that are military propaganda ARE fucked up, whoa"

tough but fair

entering the stage of life in which the CollegeHumor "Flagpole Sitta" lip-sync video would be good "slightly drunk, highly maudlin" viewing

not my country, but Francisco Franco's Valley of the Fallen in Spain has a comparably high embarrassment ranking

the YouTube algorithm not understanding the differences among Dropout, Office Life CollegeHumor, and Boobs CollegeHumor is the joke that keeps paying off

every good social-media timeline needs Cool Hobbies Jane, Funnyman Harold, and of course, Incitement Fred

Newsom is not the candidate yet and you have not made a positive case for him in particular. considering all that will have to be done when Trump and the Republicans are blessedly out of power, there is a strong negative case against having a squish like Newsom in the White House

lmao the little ones at 0:10

this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day

calling my reps 500 times in a row to tell them to support small newspapers, break up the TV and radio monopolies, bring back the Corp. for Pub. Broadc., fix the US Post Office, bring back USAID, arm the IRS with an Abrams tank,

haha damn we sure do have a lot of stuff to put back into place and make better than ever. good thing the anti-Republican waves of my lifetime have always gone pedal to the metal to make a country worth loving

I am a GuyInYourMFA Hater For Life but I do have to admit that 2666 begins with two weedy academics getting maximally horny for their younger colleague

before you post about your life, consider whether someone could respond "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" and cause you to take a three hour nighttime walk

Spain and Germany kicking the ground and muttering at themselves that Pelicot-and-Polanskiland beat them to the sex-crime prosecution