i hope disney likes gaston x jafar yaoi
11.12.2025 22:44 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@dmbod.bsky.social
Suffering and rage for all!
i hope disney likes gaston x jafar yaoi
11.12.2025 22:44 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0yes, yes, yes, and yes
11.12.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Both at the same time. But only the tops. Maintain eye contact all throughout TSA. Establish dominance.
11.12.2025 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BRUH
11.12.2025 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bob Iger, 74 years old, out here with the decision making skills of a 94 year old congressman.
11.12.2025 17:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am so immensely stupid. "well the P stands for Popeyes what's the D stand for?"
*two hours later*
oh.
tbh this is the right call
03.12.2025 18:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0just AI slop
TODAY'S THE DAY
Let's
Kick
Diz
Sizz
Ahh
UFFDA
It's the play(party)-in round. So the ΜΆTΜΆhΜΆiΜΆrΜΆsΜΆtΜΆyΜΆ ΜΆ3ΜΆ2ΜΆ NOVEL NINETEEN will be fighting to even get in. I'll drop *4 A DAY* for 5 days, leave the polls up for a week, and then FULL CLEVELAND STEAMBOAT WILLIES AHEAD.
I have a not so deep conspiracy theory that, given her uh whole family's politics and her I CAN'T SUPPORT KAMALA, she's a faux-leftist plant. She reminds me of what a Conservative thinks a Liberal is without actually meeting one.
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i just know the zootopia 2 snake is going to get the same reputation as kaa from the jungle book so like fuck it. we should ship them. cursed snaoi
25.11.2025 14:56 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0this post broke my brain a week ago. *every few hours* since then I'm just going about my business and my brain randomly dumps the word 'snolycule' into my consciousness like a slot machine paying out hot garbage. (complementary)
01.12.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0release date
21.11.2025 19:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0well
21.11.2025 18:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AND GEN ZEEEEEEE
(5/5 unless I change my dumbass mind)
MILLENNIALS
(4/5????)
GEN X
(3/5?)
BOOMERS
21.11.2025 17:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A 256 item single elimination bracket of Live Action Disney films.
THIS TEIM IT AIN'T NO
Disney Live Action
MEGA BRACKET
CUZZLEWITS
IT'S
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BRACKET
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drive.google.com/file/d/1FVAO...
SORRY FOR THE SEXCHNICAL DIFFICULTUES
BRACKET CUMMING FRIDAY
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*furiously calling my lawyers*
17.10.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Muppet Christmas Carol prop auction, you say?
OK, so who can lend us $20,000?
movie posters for the films Him, Her, and It
this trilogy makes no sense
25.09.2025 16:57 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0We're the Disney dirtbag left, so dump 'em *out* but MAGA fuck *off*.
THIS year we're going to be doing Disney LIVE ACTION (yes we're counting like Mary Poppins and that Lion King remake). BUT OH HO HO SURPRISES ABOUND here at DMBoD. So hold onto dem tiddies and get ready for the bracket reveal!
How? We put up a single elimination bracket, open the voting, and the debate begins. Through tear your hair out, sailor-swearing, porno-posting, nsfw emotional-trauma electioneering. No war too flammable, no meme too ancient, no vote un-bribeable.
Here, take a look at our 2020 Keanu contest:
Hey so for those of ya who don't know we're Heather and Jonathan. We rank Disney films. That's our deal.
13.08.2025 04:11 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HEY sometimes we here at DMBoD HQ actually follow through on our promises!
@mrbnatural10.bsky.social and @iheartfrosty.bsky.social your Oscar co-win prizes are SHIPPED.
In August.
#DGBOD
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05.08.2025 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1the wheels of ΜΆhΜΆoΜΆrΜΆnΜΆyΜΆ DMBoD turn slowly...
...but
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