CenCal Mike

Every company he owns goes belly up or flails around. Designing healthcare isn’t something I would look to him for.

He doesn’t like giving money to insurance companies yet. In the next year, he will somehow have a piece of one and suddenly that attitude will change.

Late risers have no idea of the beauty of the "golden hour", which is only a quarter of an hour.

The House GOP should strip Johnson of his title before they all leave, just because.

They confiscated my boutonniere at the TSA checkpoint.

Today's epiphany: do not ask your wife, "don't you know any new pies?" while she's holding a large knife.

Let's just say it was a ten-stitch mistake on my part.

Just watched that again the other night. Nice adaptation of Shakespeare. As others mentioned, Chalumet was a good choice, rather than some 40 yo actor as movies tend to do.

One problem with most war movies is most actors used for the military are about ten years older than the actual fighters.

Are you kidding?

MAGA would side with the moneychangers and merchants in the temple! Of what use is a mega-church if you can't make a buck off of it? Jesus was Woke and keeping good capitalists from making an honest living selling to the flock.

I use a MAGA Bible, has all the Woke passages removed. It’s a pamphlet really.

Shame that professionals with integrity lost their jobs because of a man who lacked it.

The President would like us all to return to the days of his youth when one dressed well flying on the Zeppelins.

I risk divorce using the recipe as is, much less adding more.

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This pie hasn’t got much spam in it.

Paula, your comedy is priceless, but not $100 priceless.

Imagine how it will go for them with their current legal talent defending them and no SCOTUS running interference.

Prerecorded cassettes were the worst sonically. Always seemed to be muffled. I would buy the vinyl and record it to cassette. Much better quality.

YouTube video by Austin Lounge Lizards - Topic Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)

Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me ( but He Can’t Stand You)

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That is why Paul recommended not allowing new Christians to be in positions of leadership.

My wife has a similar cut, except hers has a more classic film noir coloring. Lots of shades of gray.

Trump is satisfied to the point he would ride public transportation in NYC with only a small phalanx of NG bolstering the full SS protection squad.

It’s basically a stuffed meatloaf.

I wish Donnie Jr and that other kid could be more like you, Mam. I call him Mam. We’re actually very close, Mam and I. Neither of us like Piggy, do we, Mam?

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I only got this job because I promised to get an indictment no matter what. Just sign it, please. I can’t go back without it.

It’s been said that Mr. You’re-fired! rarely fired anyone face to face except on TV, because he is a wimp in reality.

My system can only handle so much fiber these days.

Had an interesting discussion with the President. Seems he can’t hold a thought more than two sentences in and hasn’t a clue about what the average person in NYC needs or goes through. He only knows the troubles of the uber-wealthy.

Haven’t finished all my bean pizza yet.

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We've gone directly to the person responsible for the October numbers and asked him what the numbers are:

"You're with CBS, right? Does your handler know you are correcting me? If not, they will, because you will be reported."

YouTube video by Bob Keefe Duck vs. Duck

One of my all-time favorite movie scenes is the piano duel between Daffy and Donald Duck.
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