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Does anyone know if Trump is still on the roof?

Brave wittle boy needs Terry to pat him on the head and call him special or he has no choice to do a fascism

[Slowly taking my shoe off and cocking an arm to throw it]
"I am nostalgic for a time that never existed!"

What are you going to do, *learn* a skill, *use* that skill, and *get better at that skill* through repetition and practice? What kind of fool would do that?!?

"No AI includes cruise control" is this something?

A tortie cat and a smol dog cuddle together

Quite the condundrum for shitheels

"Who will fuck these unfuckable men" is everyone's problem. Weird then that the vocal unfuckable men are, far more often than lot, deeply Right of center

bsky.app/profile/8b8....

You say you are fine with disagreement but yet fully refuse to engage with or reflect on respectful and extremely valid critisim of you using violence as a cudgel against Mamdani

Can I please have one? I'll trade you a clutch of my own stickers?

Senate has already advocated its Constitutional authority to a cult of personality as the President, but sure, using free speech to talk about how that is bad is, itself, bad

lol

It's a useful format for 2025 with the ghouls trying to gaslight us into thinking there has been any *actual* Leftward movement in the past 15-some years

Keep at it buddy! Maybe you'll make a coherent point one day!

"We've gone too far Left" "Really or just in your imagination?" "Just in my imagination"

What are you gonna do, *learn* how to do something and then *get better* at the thing you learned by *doing* it?? What an idiot 🤡

Scrambled eggs in a waffle cone. I call it "Walking Eggs"

End the Tyranny of the Plate. Join the Waffle Cone Ascendancy. I call it "Walking Eggs"

Merrick Garland, you useless bitch

A sticker depicting Marx pointing at the reader and the words "I want *you* to read *Leftist* zines"

[bypassing traditional publication] 🤝 [non-commercial ideas]

My "Merrick Garland is the true sleeper villain of the past 10 years" unified theory is gaining more and more supportive evidence by the day

How your email finds me

Ah, here comes the "too little too late" train, right on time (late)

[CNN high fives across the boardroom table]

A grumpy and frowning claymation penguin making a sparkly heart card, with the caption "me doing my self care activities"

Rejected Austin Powers background character