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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

08.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 2204    🔁 1167    💬 6    📌 0

Being in a tent at night in extremely rural Florida is like, that sound's either a fox or the soul of a drowned widow. That other thing is a bobcat. It might actually be the devil, but just hurry back and you'll be fine.

10.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

I will be honest: we are not talking nearly enough about the downstream effects of these ICE and CBP deployments.

For example: landlords and debt collectors file more aggressive collection and eviction suits with dubious (or no) factual bases, knowing that the defendants won't go to the courthouse.

10.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 444    🔁 207    💬 5    📌 4

I think the other reason the ID push pisses me off is I also want children to be safe, and I am simply not at all convinced making the internet a panopticon achieves that goal

particularly when I look at who stands to profit from the panopticon implementation and why else they're in the news...

09.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 97    🔁 23    💬 6    📌 0
Post image 09.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 636    🔁 83    💬 1    📌 4

you really do have to respect the quarter billion years or so that nature was hyperfixated on gigantic ass reptiles. we’ve all been there.

10.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 137    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 1
digital art. a cartoonish car with very long legs with 4-toed feet instead of wheels

digital art. a cartoonish car with very long legs with 4-toed feet instead of wheels

car

10.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 1761    🔁 360    💬 30    📌 16
episode 016

episode 016

10.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 60    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 2

Ok I'll bite, what's a "draft"

10.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
5 chubby black cats dancing around the lord dog THE KING of hot dogs

5 chubby black cats dancing around the lord dog THE KING of hot dogs

Rejoice!

09.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 1623    🔁 575    💬 35    📌 24

What this ad doesn’t show: Ring also rolled out facial recognition for humans. I wrote to them months ago about this. Their answer? They won’t ask for your consent.

This definitely isn’t about dogs—it’s about mass surveillance.
x.com/Phil_Lewis_/...

09.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 926    🔁 401    💬 21    📌 14

The look on his face when he asked whether Jerrydamnit was why, lmao

10.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen. Listen to me. I need you all to know this. If you are writing a fic where the characters communicate by or are in any way using grindr. It is very important to me that you be aware that IT IS NOT A SWIPING APP. THERE IS NO WAY TO “MATCH” WITH SOMEONE.

09.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 85    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 1

Sorry to vent on main but I'm just so sick of being a grown-ass adult online who can't openly enjoy talking about or drawing sex stuff even in completely adult spaces where all minors are completely banned just because everyone has gotta be such fascist controlling fucking babies about it

09.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 4724    🔁 1839    💬 29    📌 8
screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"

screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"

me in hell

09.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 2346    🔁 783    💬 6    📌 3

To repeat.

--

And to repeat:

The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet,

and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism,

are the same faction.

09.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 2376    🔁 1227    💬 6    📌 2

why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this

09.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 1405    🔁 160    💬 31    📌 30

Unconscionable tbh!!

09.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can get so far outta pocket writing checks with my mouth that my stoner ass knows will bounce, or I can ask what this smoke is here to teach me and do some rest and recovery, maybe fold the laundry, but DRIVING A CAR????

09.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I try to call it medical cannabis because it forces me to remember that it is a PRESCRIPTION. It is so much Nicer to my personal system than Klonopin but I have to remember that it is MEDICINE that makes me say both Correct & Incorrect Statements from Unknown Depths, and not just happy fun puff time

09.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.

Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...

09.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 3503    🔁 2182    💬 19    📌 131
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Blue Origin plan puts Indian River Lagoon at serious risk | Opinion Opinion:Blue Origin wants to dump 500,000 gallons of untreated wastewater daily, a move environmental experts say could be catastrophic.

Op-ed: "If it is Blue Origin’s mission to 'build a road to space for the benefit of earth,' one has to wonder why they are applying for permits to dump 500,000 gallons of untreated industrial wastewater into #Florida’s marine environment every single day." www.palmbeachpost.com/story/opinio...

09.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 35    🔁 18    💬 6    📌 7
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York 
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection, By gift

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection, By gift

Fruit Dish on a Checkered Tablecloth by Juan Gris, 1917
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137588

09.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 23    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I love them so much, they're so wieird

09.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i dont like how the immediate response to anything looking a little strange is "thats AI". saw it on a video of pallas cats jsut now. no they jsut look like that

09.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
a sunrise with very red clouds

a sunrise with very red clouds

09.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 115    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 1
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Check out my list on Amazon

A big account posted asking for disabled people to make wishlists for food with instacart cards etc. and I did, but instead of help ... I got lectured by ableds to "talk to social workers" (already have) So I am sharing here.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

09.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 28    🔁 28    💬 2    📌 5

We always did butter with either brown sugar or molasses in ours when I was growing up! Every so often I just REALLY need to eat it again and it's always like "why am I doing this?? I'm so satisfied??"

09.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Headline: "The Oddfather"

Subhed: "At seventy-eight,
M a r l o n B r a n d o i s
hard up, pissed off
and stranger than
ever. His latest
project: a series of
self-produced acting
lessons - co-starring
t h e likes o f Leonardo
DiCaprio, Sean Penn
a n d Michael Jackson
- that he hopes to
sell o n v i d e o"

(i'll give the body text downthread)

Headline: "The Oddfather" Subhed: "At seventy-eight, M a r l o n B r a n d o i s hard up, pissed off and stranger than ever. His latest project: a series of self-produced acting lessons - co-starring t h e likes o f Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn a n d Michael Jackson - that he hopes to sell o n v i d e o" (i'll give the body text downthread)

I downloaded scans of every Rolling Stone issue published between its inception in 1967 and the end of 2007

Which means I can FINALLY share the greatest celebrity profile I've ever read: Jod Kaftan's "The Oddfather," a look at late-stage Marlon Brando that isn't available online

Join me!

🧵

09.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 288    🔁 67    💬 14    📌 10

I can't wait to never play "is Jerrydamnit shitting or jerking it, and why is he always mad either way" again

09.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

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