Enterjamesment

I am *marginally* buoyed by the wording of media outlets today on a certain story and demoting it to ‘far down the page’ status.

It’s going to get a LOT of airtime but as long as words like ‘rambling’ and ‘unproven’ are used there is slim hope.

More and more I think Charles Darwin would have an absolute field day with human behaviour at the moment.

The biggest threat to people, is other people.

I’ve readied myself for autumn now!? 20°C is just not right

Not Siri reading out ‘The Docs’ (my GP surgery) as ‘the documents’ 💀😂

Ps. This weather is far too warm

I am indeed 40 haha (for another 3 weeks!). I didn’t have you down as being in your 50s at all. Though maybe you were 5-6 years older

Yup mine has my DL in it too (are you that much older than me!?)

I do both. A true Xennial!

Just remembered that my date on Saturday said he hadn’t seen anyone with a physical wallet in a really long time and that it was ‘retro’

He’s 18 months younger than me

Am I old fashioned now? Can I collect my pension yet?

Apathy?
Acquiescence?
Arseholes?

😂

The problem with eating alone in a restaurant is that you can’t rest for a second or they try and take your plate off you repeatedly.

Or maybe they’re trying to tell me I’ve had enough 🧐😂

#WorkingAway

Air Pods Pro 3?

Think there might be a birthday purchase for myself there!

I love that they use ‘breaking news’ for just any old scheduled post lol

It was for about 5 or 6 hours all in from 4pm ish!

It was a lot. Nearly put me off my food.

I did learn however that he picked her from a long list of others who were ‘weird’ and she was ‘cute in a different way’

Love overhearing the date part 😂

No hush your mouths!!! 😭 just a little more summer please? 🥺

In a nice bar eatery and the couple are doing that lip smacking slight tongue kisses and it’s going through me.

It’s the not nice end of ASMR 🤣 sounds like they’re eating food with their mouths open 👄

But WHY!? 😂

I just wanna know!??

Otherwise piss off already 😂

Is there something up in Manchester tonight? The police helicopter 👮 🚁 has been out for HOURS circling the city centre.

And not a ‘breaking news’ from the MEN in sight 👀

I just want all the chocolate 🍫

Hats off to the makers of the #AmyBradleyisMissing documentary, the twists just keep coming.

On Ep 3 and it’s bonkers

Baffling. Also so many people giving ‘I just made up a story to get involved’ vibe.

roman reigns is sitting in a chair with his hands folded in front of a crowd in a wrestling ring . ALT: roman reigns is sitting in a chair with his hands folded in front of a crowd in a wrestling ring .

Why is everyone trying to win a fucking caravan on Facebook

Hello old friend 🤩

So so silly 🤪

a man in a white shirt is standing in a living room ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a living room

Car insurance is a daft scam.

Renewal came in 60% more than last year, went elsewhere and got it for £30 less than last year.

Wishing everyone attending a happy, healthy, safe #PrideLondon2025 🏳️‍🌈 have an awesome time!

I suspect the small examples of the more insidious comments like “I could ruin a person for $50k” and “I will buy a congressman” were the tip of the iceberg

(Ps. Not meant to be a titanic joke but as we’re here 🧊 🚢)

Complete narcissistic leader obviously, but the Director of Engineering that said he was probably psychopathic was bang on the money.

Just watched the Titan documentary on Netflix and it’s so chilling.

A masterclass in the human condition and standing up for yourself and others.

This one! I feel the century before might have had some charm. But 1990s-2000s is not the one haha